Smooth Criminal

I haven’t heard anyone comment on the Norway murderer being clean cut and handsome. I find it comment-worthy because its more disturbing when a murderer is attractive. Look at all the support Casey Anthony got just a month ago. Think anyone would care if she were fatter or fuglier in the face? This dude is gonna be big pimpin in his college dorm style prison cell during his 21 year sentence and it’s disgusting. He should be executed.

Model Dies after 10-Story fall from hotel window due to “Play Wrestling”

Woman Dies after Fall from Hotel Room: MyFoxATLANTA.com

ATLANTA (AP) — A 30-year-old woman died on her birthday and another woman was seriously injured when they plunged from a 10th-story hotel window at a hotel early Saturday morning, investigators said.

Witnesses told police that 30-year-old Lashawna Threatt and second woman were “play wrestling” in a room at the W Midtown Hotel around 3:15 a.m. when they crashed into a window and fell four or five stories onto a slanted glass ceiling above a sunroom.

“They were play wrestling and the next thing you know, they went toward the window and through the window and out they went,” said Lt. Paul Guerrucci, commander of the Atlanta Police Department’s homicide unit.

 

NY Daily News:

Witnesses told cops the petite women were merely horsing around before they fell out of the window about 3:15 a.m.

“According to the witnesses, there was no arguing during the hours leading up to this, either, so it’s really a tragic accident,” Guerrucci said.

Threatt, who appeared at liquor promotions and in print ads, leaves behind a 15-year-old daughter.

“She was extremely charismatic. She could talk to anyone,” said her pal, Jomarys Castillo.

Kendall Jenners bikini spread

Kendall Jenner, dons a string bikini, mesh cover-up and heavy eye makeup for an ad. Who? what? She’s Kim and Khloe Kardashian’s half-sister. Kourtney Kardashian says on her blog of her little sister’s bikini shoot “All I can say is wow! I just received Kendall’s final shots from a shoot she did last week with one of our favorite photographers, Nick Saglimbeni, and I am speechless. She looks amazing!! So proud of you, Kendall.”




The punchline to these is that Kendall Jenner is 14 years old. Her sister Kylie is 12, so i guess it’s only a few more years for that one to be in this stuff too.

I’m totally neutral on this. I’m not outraged or turned on by it. She’s got too much of a round face for me (although that last picture has more of the Richard-type jawline that i’m into so she might grow into my standards) to giggidy over and she’s too physically mature for there to be anything shocking or offensive about it. I just think it’s mildly amusing.

UPDATE: she does kinda look like big K (Kim Kardashian). if she can avoid that Kardash extra padding, she’ll be the hottest one of the bunch (when she approaches an appropriate age for one to make such… a comment of course. like. 16ish).

Man Cleavage rules

A history of bare chested manliness from America’s most trusted source in boy-tits news and coverage: the Wall Street Journal

Male cleavage, particularly on the silver screen, has long played a prominent role in popular culture. Douglas Fairbanks Sr. had his chest on display throughout the 1920s in films like 1924’s “The Thief of Bagdad” and “The Iron Mask” in 1929. A dashing Errol Flynn showed man cleavage in the 1930s, most memorably in 1938’s “The Adventures of Robin Hood.” These actors made skin-flashing practically de rigueur for certain swashbuckling roles.

The aesthetic continued well into the 1950s and the 1960s, says menswear historian Robert Bryan, author of the new book “American Fashion Menswear.” Among those celebrated for their heavage were Marlon Brando (in the 1951 film version of “A Streetcar Named Desire”) and Sean Connery as James Bond in the 1960s.

Buzzkill, Melissa Clouthier is not amused…

It is interesting to me that during the Bush administration the men’s fashion designers were designing for the slight and the androgynous male, but now that the slight and metrosexual male is residing in the White House, designers are trying to butch things up — just like they did during the namby-pamby Carter era.

Well, no amount of chest hair or weird NFL United We Serve commercials where the president is catching a football with smiling children, is going to make this administration suddenly macho and manly. Nancy Pelosi is the toughest politician in Washington, and it’s safe to say she’ll keep her necklines from plunging.

Real men need to fight the cultural scourge of swing fashion trends. Real men are not trendy. They’re classic. No one wants to see lithe and androgynous men. And no one wants to see a man’s chest hair, either.

Read her full article here.

Investigators Identified Murdered Model by Serial Numbers on Breast Implants

100% awful: Jasmine Fiore, a former Playboy model who was found dead in a suitcase with her fingers and teeth removed, has been identified by her breast implants.

And as if to follow one of those “whats gross? – whats grosser than gross?” black humor jokes, the parents of Ryan Jenkins, the fugitive millionaire reality TV star sought in connection with the murder, have been accused of helping him to evade capture.

Also, if you’re trying to find her Playboy pictures, you’re out of luck because although she worked for Playboy in various capacities, she was never a centerfold and never posed nude for the magazine or any of its representations online or in print.

Fiore’s body was found in a trash bin in Buena Park, Orange County, (about 20 miles south-east of Los Angeles). Her frigging teeth had been pulled out and her fingers cut off, apparently to prevent the body from being identified. Investigators used the serial numbers on her breast implants to identify her, a spokesman for the Orange County’s district attorney’s office said.

And the murder suspect only makes it weirder more wtf-ish…

Authorities believe Mr Jenkins, a millionaire property developer who appeared on the VH1 show “Megan Wants a Millionaire”, fled via car, boat and on foot to enter his native Canada.

Investigators said his father’s private jet flew from Honduras to the US around the time Mr Jenkins made his escape.

They believe he has been in contact with his mother, who lives in Vancouver, British Columbia, and, despite the international manhunt, she has allegedly been assisting him.

I feel like we skipped over this just a little too quickly. Reminder: “The victim had been badly beaten, all of her fingers had been cut off, and all of her teeth had been forcibly removed,” said a statement from the California prosecutors…

Now the suspect boyfriend found dead. ug…

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