And you thought the Tiger Blood shit was fun… oh my…
Facial or buttal? Faccial or buttal?
You speak. I’ll listen. Jesus Craaaap.
People need to hear his gold as its rolling out, not as its disappearing, disappearing like so many fuckin magicians rabbits (cuz they disappear. get it?).
Is this dude rockin a face-following camera?? cuz when he pops back up from the counter after taking a swig, he doesnt readjust – the frame just moves upward with him. hmmm. I’m assuming he’s recording the video on a cell phone which is why it keeps interrupting when he receives a call so idk whats goin on with the facefollow thing.
Can’t wait to buy my copy of “Apocalypse Me: the Jaws of Life” but I’m not sure if Charlie realizes that Amazon.com is a book seller…not publisher.
Crowning moment of Awesome might be CharChar hiding in his sweatshirt and being asked if he’s “loving life”. Response: “whats not to love? its, MY LIFE. *pops face out of sweatshirt* WIN-INNNG”.
More good news: Charlie Sheen Swings Machete From Rooftop, Yells ‘Free at Last!’
The 45-year-old actor returned to his home and livestreamed a new episode of his UStream web show, “Sheen’s Korner,” in which he swigged from a bottle he refused to name “unless I get paid.”
The actor uttered seeming nonsequitors on the phone to a friend named Bob, including “Phones were built by trolls” and “If you own the home in which you own the trash cans, you should never have to empty it again.”
Sheen, chain smoking cigarettes (and even smoking through his right nostril at one point), his head bobbing in and out, explained the reason behind his livestream, saying “People need to hear my gold as it rolls out, not as its disappearing like so many magicians’ rabbits.”
He launched the live web series on Saturday with a rambling monologue in which he discussed winning, showed several photos of cats and dogs fighting, said he was going to take a phone call from the president, declared he had the “boogers of a seven-year-old” and referred to either himself or the show as a “movement.”
In the second installment of “Sheen’s Korner,” broadcast Sunday night, Sheen appeared to threaten to slit the throats of children as part of a rant.
“I’m gonna write my sermons, I’m gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes, and people are gonna f*cking take it or leave it,” he said. “We know they’re gonna take it cause they can’t process it, so they must condemn it, and if they can’t condemn it, they’ll like f*cking turn me into a god and worship it, and realize I’m behind them, cutting their throats, and their children’s.”