Shake Weight women exercise…I don’t get it

This Shake Weight exercise for women infomercial has gone viral because there are apparently thousands of morons and 13 year olds that see literally any clasped hand gesture to have a clear association with jerking off. I don’t get it at all. At no point in this video do any of the girls make a single motion that resembles penis stimulation in the slightest way, yet that exact imagery is obvious enough to a lot of people.

What? No one handles a penis like this. Not dudes, not girls, not your doctor or uncle when they tell you to keep it your little secret – no one. I dont understand it… It’s like how people call the Washington monument a phallic symbol. Huh? Whose dick is a cube with a pyramid head? Why are there supposed penises in everything these days?

4 thoughts on “Shake Weight women exercise…I don’t get it”

  1. it is what it is . if you don’t find this even a little funny i find it sad ..
    do you really feel this is more then a joke but an amazing product ?
    maybe we should not laugh at dick and fart nore pussy jokes ?
    you didn’t find granny giving that guy a bj at the end of hang over funny ?
    its all childish and i don’t ever want my inner child to die . everrrrrrrr .

  2. Sorry I wasn’t clear: I’m not anti-juvenile humor, especially not the penis variety, i’m saying that I would have never watched this and thought of penis if everyone else didn’t. Who yanks themselves with two hands like that?? Who pleasures their man so awkwardly that so many people immediately lol at this video cuz thats what it looks like? Thats the part I’m not understanding. not the obvious fact of life that wiener symbolism is lol-worthy.

  3. really ? you need to chill not me . thanx for everything i know you were only trying to help . so dont be butt hurt 😉 i truelly am thanKfull for all the HELP . i just think its done as you said . its been fun . i never let anyone call me a puss as much as you and i didnt even feel like kicking you in your head . i just tryed to listen . take care of her . she deserves the world . if not more ..
    anyway proof read this !
    I DONT HATE YOU FOR GIVING UP ON ME . I THINK ITS WHAT I WANT .
    I NEED TO HANDLE SHIT ON MY OWN . HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A BLAST .

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