Tis the Season to shoot, stab, kill and trample your fellow man for less expensive products

It’s the wonderful time of year again where early in the morning the day after a national holiday celebrating thankfulness of what we have, the follow-up holiday of trampling over your fellow patriots in pursuit of getting more begins.

It’s the one time of year when American’s wait in lines and navigate often violent and dangerous crowds in pursuit of products now lowered to their normal profit margins for a fake-sale event after having been artificially inflated in order to facilitate the illusion of a grand bargain.

Amidst the human bulldozing and brawls and Salvation Army kettle thefts and stabbings over parking spots and shootings over televisions and dragging of cops through Kohls parking lots and general holiday cheer – it’s important to remember that… actually, I lost the point of where I was going with that.

http://blackfridaydeathcount.com tracks deaths and injuries on this joyous day. So far the tally is at 4 dead, 74 injured.

Merry 25-days-of-Christmas, Everyone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_aGuMvMyik