Most ladies choose to zap their pubic hair these days

Ashley Fetters in the Atlantic laments and explores America’s greatest endangered species: Pubic Hair. She points the finger at Carrie Bradshaw (huh? Sex in the City had lots of pubic grooming talk in it?) and Barbie (lol) but even bigger than those two culprits? Blame teh Pornz:

Although sex, hygiene, and clothing are all contributing factors, Fitzpatrick, Herbenick, and Pinto all agree that there’s one main driving force behind America’s villainization of pubic hair: pornography.

When a team of researchers from George Washington University took a closer look at Playboy‘s representations of women’s genitalia throughout the years, they found that in issues dating from the magazine’s inception in 1953 up through the 1970s and ’80s, more than 95 percent of the centerfolds and naked models sported full, apparently natural pubic hair.

In the late 20th century, though, that changed. As Joseph Slade, professor of media and culture at Ohio University, puts it, the media legitimized voyeurism and turned it into a way of life; suddenly, porn viewers wanted to see everything more deeply and without the veil of hair. Thus, Playboy‘s love affair with the au naturel look faded: By the 1990s, more than a third of the models appeared to have removed some of their pubic hair. And in the new millennium, less than 10 percent of nude models now sport the full pubic bush, while a third remove their hair partially and one-quarter remove it completely. Playboy has trimmed down the standard from the un-modified, detail-obscuring “fur bikini” it helped popularize in the 1960s to the vanishing act it promotes today.

Hugh Hefner’s magazine, however, isn’t the only supporter of the tress-less treasure chest. Rather, says Slade, genital alopecia seems to have hit the entire adult entertainment industry. “Depilation took hold in visual porn in the 1990s, though some actresses trimmed for movies before then,” Slade says. “It was easier to keep crotches cleaner on the set. But certainly the practice is widespread in video porn today. Enough so that backlash has created a niche fetish for ‘full bushes.'”

But while the sleek, slick, bare labia majora is more common in visual porn today than ever before, the stylized hairless vulva has actually been around for centuries. According to Slade, as far back as the 15th century, women — especially prostitutes — often shaved their pubic hair to avoid lice infestation, which is where having a muff may have picked up its stigma of being “unclean.” In the years following, medieval and classical European sculptors and painters omitted pubic hair from depictions of female nudes; In fact, the notion of pubic hair in general was so unholy that every last naked prophet on the Sistine Chapel ceiling is completely hairless below the neck. But life didn’t dare imitate art — at least, that is, not until Playboy.

Read the whole article for a study that reports that women under 30 are up to 3 times more likely to have no public hair than women over 30, and my favorite part: this story of one womans recollection of how her high school boyfriend got excited when she finally got rid of the bush once a month:

Though Pinto says sex has never felt any different to her without pubic hair (“Once we get going, who cares?” she says with a laugh), there certainly remains a sexual motive for taking it all off: Drawing back the curtain of pubic hair exposes the clitoris, the labia and the vagina for plain viewing. There’s a tactile element, too: As one elated young husband named Mark explained to Glamour in 2009, “The skin down there is protected — it never really touches anything, it never sees the sun — so it’s ridiculously soft.

“You can’t really tell how soft it is until a woman waxes. Oh my God, you can’t believe how soft it is when you wax,” 28-year-old Mark gushed. “It’s extremely, extremely soft, so it feels great when you have sex.”

Pinto’s past boyfriends, she says, would wholeheartedly agree. “Once, I started dating someone when I hadn’t waxed in a while,” she says, “And then when I did, he went, Oh! This is awesome! Why didn’t you do this before?!”

“That was my senior year of high school,” she adds. “So every month I would text him, ‘Guess who’s getting a wax!’ And he’d be like, ‘Smiley face, so excited!'”

Jennifer Love Hewitt talks about the art of Vagazzling

UPDATE: I’m changing this posts title from “Danny Bonaduce finds a way to make a Jennifer Love Hewitt about him” to its current form to reflect the updates below.

Danny Bonaduce is the master at making any topic involve, be about or otherwise reference himself, edging out Sean Hannity by a slim but respectable margin for the title. Last week I heard him interview Jennifer Love Hewitt about her new book where she talks about Love more in the Jennifer Aniston path. and also decorating her vagina with colorful costume jewel studs. Danny turns the focus back on himself at every turn. it’s good times… it gets to be even gooder timezes when they conclude and she’s off the line and they can really talk about vag-decorating unfiltered.



Jennifer has a new book out, The Day I Shot Cupid, which she wrote over four years, all with pen to paper. Just like Danny. Jennifer admits that she’s done some pretty dumb things for love, including writing a guy love letters every day straight for six months only to find out he had a girlfriend. She also held up signs for a guy outside of his apartment. Danny is the king of Bedazzling, and Jennifer is a huge fan of vagazzling, which is putting crystals on lady parts.Danny might pedazzle now. They stay on for about a week. Jennifer is single these days. She doesn’t go out to Hollywood clubs and hot spots.

UPDATE: twas fate that caused me to post this seeing as no later than a few hours after publishing I come across this complete w ith SFW image:

It’s called Vajazzling. Like Bedazzling, you know? That infomercial about putting rhinestones on your clothes? Only this is no denim vest enhanced by a handheld machine that you can get for just $19.95 if you call right now. With vajazzling, you go into a high-end salon, get waxed bare, and are bejewled below the belt.

You know, I’m not sure which surprised me more: That Hewitt did it; that she went on national television and told everyone about it; or that such an activity exists at all. But there she was on The George Lopez Show letting it all hang out. OK — not literally, of course. But she was talking all about it. She was so proud and giggly. She said she did it after a break-up to lift her spirits, and apparently it worked. Hewitt also shared her vajazzling tale on Chelsea Lately, The View and The Joy Behar Show. Girlfriend gets around.

and lo. whats this? Love Hewitt talking about the art form on Lopez Tonight (and click here to watch her on Joy Behar):

Completely Bare in New York City, which claims to have originated the service and the name, offers a variety of designs starting at $115, including the wax. One design, described as “a beautiful padlock on a chain”, costs $750. dayum woman… if yo baby hole aint attractive as it is, you ain gonna change it with shiny goodies around it… but… whatever i guess.