I know at least a dozen female friends who would find this song hilarious but I know zero female friends who would accept me sharing this song with them without insisting that I am trying to send a message specifically to them, so after I share it with the ones that know this is true about their slutty selves, I can just post it here and hope the rest eventually stumble upon it. Well, that’s only kindasorta true…I know a FEW chicks whom I could share this with that arent total hobags without going all girl on me (eg: “wtf is THIS supposed to mean? you think this is funny cuz it pertains to me? is that it? is that what you think of me? i think we should discuss this for an hour and a half right now…”)
The song is by half of the comedy music duo Garfunkle an Oats, Riki Lindhome (also known as the bitchy sister from Million Dollar Baby):
(random songs from random artists will play after this one, so just ex it out when its done)
here she is with her Oats partner, not featured in the above song:
& a live performance from Lindhome: