There are plenty of insulting “sexy” costumes, and ones that are just a huge stretch in the dopey effort to make a costume at all out of, let alone something sultry, but this is neither of those. This is a legit Halloween outfit and doesn’t deserve the stigma of the genre.
Dexter Morgan (from the Showtime series Dexter)
Beaker and Bunsen
Blue Screen of Death (from Microsoft)
Edward Scissorhands
The dude from Memento (a movie about a guy with short term memory loss so he has to tattoo recent events on himself)
Awesome-O (from Southpark)
Animal (from the Muppets)
Jay & Silent Bob (From Clerks)
Calvin & Hobbes
Luke Skywalker riding a Ton Ton
Mrs Nesbit version of the mentally and physically broken Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story 1):
Booze and cigarettes, Father Son edition:
This guy made the best of the flood in Thailand:
Half dude & chick:
Lumpy Space Princess (from Adventure Time):
Oogie Boogie, the Boogie man (from Nightmare before Christmas)
Dave Chappelle’s addict character (Chappele Show)
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Rebecca Black
Baby Ewok:
Ace Ventura:
Dalai Lama
Stuffed white people hanging from trees are the new black people getting lynched? Logic says what?
The mayor of Frederick, Md., says a controversial Halloween display featuring three faceless dummies hanging from a willow tree will remain at a city park, despite complaints from the NAACP.
Guy Djoken, president of Frederick County’s NAACP chapter, has called on Mayor Jeff Holtzinger to order parks officials to remove the display, which he calls “disturbing.”
“Something should be done right away,” Djoken told FoxNews.com. “When you look from a distance, it doesn’t look good. We should just remove it.”
Um, yea, dummy – hanging bodies are “disturbing” – that’s the point… Adding a racial element to it is stupid, but worse than that – it’s a sad commentary on the race-obsessed mindset some people are conditioned into having which keeps them from enjoying life like normal people. Hanging people from the neck by a rope as a way of execution and murder is something exclusively tied to blacks in these peoples minds, despite that method of death inducing historically being practiced on whites to a factor of…what do you think?… 3, 10, 20 times more?
Making matters worse for the victim-minded case is that the hanging dummies have white sacks for heads… No faces drawn on them – just blank white canvases for the viewer to fill with whatever their imagination conjures. How sad that for many, what they choose to fill that canvas with is hate-based.
Can’t we all just enjoy a holiday celebrating the horrors of death without relating it to arbitrarily assigned deaths of history?
AT LAST my monkey paw wish was granted! ALAS, it came with a price…
Not that big a price though. about as bad as the turkey sandwich Homer wished for being “a little dry”. For years Simpsons fans had the magic of the annual Simpsons Halloween special ruined by being too late. This year, finally that was fixed, but at the cost of it coming too early.
There have been 20 Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Halloween Specials, and unforgivably, 8 of the most recent ones were broadcast after Halloween. I was so mad at this recent history and so pleased with the series return to sanity that I went and looked up the original airdates for every single Simpsons Halloween special. I thought it would have been slightly more spotty, but no: as you can see, the “dark age” started in the year 2000 and lasted up until last year:
OUTRAGEOUS! infuriating and unacceptable. at least this generation will not have to suffer the indignity of trying to get in the Halloween spirit up to a motherfkking WEEK after the god damn holiday, and at least the 3 stories were of a Halloween nature instead of the bullshit science-fiction/just weird nature of the crap that was fed to us during the dark ages…
This years episode is below:
