What ever happened to Zach?

Remember Zach? Normally I hate Zacks that spell their name with a “chuh” at the end and pretend its a “kuh” but its impossible not to love this dude. He entered our lives when he entered to win his own show on Oprahs new television network. Here is his audition clip:

The old voting page is here. The winner results page is here. Zach got 6th place?…huh?…wtf. robbed.

This clip from Red Eye is from June:

So disappointing that he didn’t get it and I dont know how. Course, I was also *this* close to getting a small role in Judd Apatows “Funny People” and that didnt happen either so maybe it’s a wider spread “rob the talented and deserving” theme thats going around?

Here is Zach in The Tortoise and the Chair:

UPDATE: Is he really doing a travel show anyway? Best youtube series ever? (mine not included)…

OMFG!! I can’t believe how big Oprah’s gotten!

oprah.chimpanzeevictim

Horror of horrors… When they said this lady had her face ripped off by that chimpanzee, they meant she had her FACE. ripped, fkking, OFF. ug.. awful times a million.

Had to remove her eyes due to infection, no nose, no hands.and all because Travis the chimp felt threatened by a middle aged woman just standing there, so he naturally had to incapacitate her.

and to top it all off, Oprah has ballooned back up to previous overweightness.