It’s been a month full of sex with maids in the news. First we find out that Arnold Schwarzenegger’s maid was evidently Mrs Garrett and that he had a lovechild with her, then some French guy who was about to be the next President of Cheese was caught in an attempted rape of a maid (causing the American tax payer to reward him), and so now the Associated Press has jumped on board and done a cover story the way you’ll see the History Channel do a miniseries on a subject that happens to be in a major movie that’s in theaters at that time.
Reading this AP Story about the horror stories some Hotel maids have experienced in their profession and this interesting tidbit drug itself across my eyeballs:
Some hotels will send only male employees to a room late at night if their computers show a guest is watching porn, said Carl Boger, dean of academics at the University of Houston’s college of hotel management.
They can also monitor who opens a door and when by looking at the electronic lock system, he said.
In the New York case, those records should help investigators determine the timeline of the alleged attack and if the housekeeper had propped the door open, he said.
The open-door policy is a security procedure that’s been in place at the Sofitel before Strauss-Kahn was charged in the alleged May 14 attack. Sofitel officials say they’re not aware of any other incident of a sexual attack on a maid at any of their worldwide hotels.
My apartment in Hawaii uses the card key tracker system so I knew they could check dates, times and which card owner opened the door but the “check first to see if they’re watching porn” thing is interesting news.
There’s other stuff in the article about dudes jerking off while watching the maids clean or straight up offering them cash for sex – the best one was after a guy sympathetically asked about the maids home country and how many people she’s supporting with her American earned salary and THEN busted out the “I know a way you can make some money right now” proposish. Noice!
I realize that these dudes are just really horny and desperate but when one chick describes how she even wears extra layers of clothes to “hide her figure”, you still cant help but wonder wtf kind of bodies are these chicks rockin at these hotels?? Like I said – anyone who’s frequented hotels across the country knows the answer and knows it’s not THIS (pictured below) but the descriptions sure make it sound like it…
On a related note: while posting that picture above I also saw this one below…
Until now, you didn’t think of “sexy maids…in diapers”… was a thing… and now you do.
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