The worst news about Osama Bin Laden being dead is that he was alive. That’s a long ass time after you kill 3 thousand innocent civilians to be breathing lifes sweet air and f*cking your 9 wives. Depressing.
Author: Richard
Walgreen owns Walgreens
Did you know that the Corporation that owns Walgreens is named “Walgreen”?… So the “S” on the chain of drug stores isnt plural – it’s ownership. the chain is literally “Walgreens” cuz it belongs to the Walgreen Corp. whoah…
Info on the chain from the Fortune 500 list:
The country’s largest drug chain, with 7,697 total stores, Walgreen continues to perform well. Its April 2010 purchase of Duane Reade has paid off already: The acquisition improved sales and accounted for about half of the company’s growth.
The company also is building its house brand, having launched a major advertising campaign to promote Walgreen-branded products earlier this year. Online growth is another focus: The chain bought Drugstore.com in March for $429 million.
Ron Paul Supporters
Just a reminder to Ron Paul supporters: Ron Paul isnt electable.. he wouldn’t gain any of the libs who voted for obama, and wouldn’t make up for it with independent adds to fill the gap from conservatives that would defect over his hard stance on the war on terror. worse and more importantly in our superficial age (and since Obama is a rockstar): he’s older than McCain and has less of the charisma.
Royal Wedding
The week that was out of Disney: the Prince married the girl and the bad guy died. Noiccce. But since Osama is less pretty to look at, here are the best moments of the Royal Wedding that I didn’t watch:
(moments from Disneys Cinderella and it’s direct to video sequel)
The headline stealer:
These are pretty cute…
I kinda want to have this issue…
The UK version of the magazine Garza that none of us in the States have heard of before, slimmed down Kates waist and got busted in comparison to the Australian version where they let her giant fat gut run free all over the place…
Whats up with the Justin Timberlake painting?
Is it right to celebrate Bin Ladens Death?
More on this later. First I have to somehow process that this actually happened:
Via Popwatch:
“This is a great day in the war on terror. But as I watched all the celebrations taking place on the streets of America, all over America, you may have — and maybe I’m alone — had a strange feeling,” Beck said. “You may have seen students jumping into the lake in Ohio and rushing to the White House bearing signs and smoking cigars. As I watched these things happen last night, I couldn’t help but be reminded of when the Palestinians danced in the streets and passed out candy after the 9/11 attacks, when they danced in the streets over the killing of five American students and the slaughter of a Jewish family. All of these things, you know and I know, were offensive. All of those victims were innocent. America, we are better than this. We are better than jumping into lakes and holding signs and cigars. I think we’re better than that. I mean, why hand out candy… when you can have cookies, and confetti, and a marching band, huh?” Cue the entrance of the Soul Tigers marching band drum line and Beck dancing around the studio while holding a plate of cookies and confetti dropped.
When the song ended, he spoke again. “That was tasteless and offensive…. My apologies for the marching [band]. No, I’m not gonna apologize for that,” he said. “I actually felt really kind of bad today about some of the grotesque displays, and then I thought, you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” Later in the hour, Beck referenced his opening again. “Every time I think that, ‘Oh, I don’t know if we could do the cookies or the confetti or whatever,’ I see that it’s not marching in the streets for innocent victims. It is celebrating in the streets for a journey that has been and hard and been fought valiantly with honor. And people have tried to do the right thing. And this guy was certainly not innocent….”
Lingering Osama Questions
Is Osama Bin Laden a Muslim or not?…
All the reports say Osama’s body disposal was followed via Islamic tradition (wrapped in white, disposed within 24hrs) so as not to insult Muslims. um. excuse you… I thought we’ve been hearing for 10 years that Osama is “not a true Muslim”. sooo…. if that’s true, then why would you care if a non-Muslims body was disposed of in a non-Muslim way? both cant be true…wtf
If anyone sees any news on Muslims celebrating Bin Ladens death, please let me know. I’m on the lookout for the statements from Muslim nations especially, congratulating everyone on having a world without this monster in it. Why are these statements not coming? if Bin Laden perverted Islam, he certainly must be the worst offender in this department so actually – why wasn’t a fatwa declared on him by any Muslim group? if so few support Bin Laden then why would any nation fear releasing a public condemnation of him? why are there rallies in the streets when someone draws a cartoon that is deemed disrespectful of Islam and no similar occurrence is granted for the life, crimes and death of the greatest defamer of Islam the globe has known?
UPDATE: Good News: an Imam from the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem has vowed revenge saying ‘Dogs should not rejoice too much for killing lions’. Great…
I’m also super obsessed with this so called “mansion” he was caught in.
Million dollar properties in the deserts of Pakistan seem to be about the same as the “only” million dollar properties in Los Angeles. this “mansion” Bin Laden was hiding in looks as bout as lavish as a Guatemalan meth lab apartment.
No, Osama Bin Laden was not “assassinated” or unjustly killed
The link to the video version of this on my Facebook page gave birth to this exchange worth publicizing:
Jonathan Rich: Actually, our side wasn’t saying “don’t do it – it won’t work.” We were saying “don’t do it because secret assassination is immoral.” Big difference. And we still aren’t wrong about that.
It’s funny that the only thing you agree with Obama on is assassination. Cute.
I [literally] don’t know what makes him think I’m down on Obama at all, let alone 99%, save for “assassination”, but this is a regular theme in his comments to me. I mock aspects of religion and display my hopeful agnosticism and he thinks I’m an Onward-Christian-Soldier variety believer; I mock and debunk some Glenn Beckisms and he thinks I’m a Glenn Beck Republican Teabagger. It’s an endless demonstration of self delusion which I admit to not fighting against because 1) why should I? If a dude can’t read words, repeating them with big denials like I’m on a witch hunting trial aint gonna make a diff and 2) I don’t hate religion or Beck or Republicans, so if someone falsely ascribes me to any of those, it’s no different than when other people assume and call me a full blown atheist or gay. It falls into the “well, you’re wrong and you’d know that if you paid attention…but…meh” category. It all fits into a larger attempt to divide and classify people you disagree with on anything as being bad people who are on an opposing team. Big running theme with this guy. Here is my response, that you’ll recognize in it’s standard “mirroring of the absurd elements of the original” format, but I think was alas, lost on the individual, unfortunately:
Richard: Actually, I didn’t say the Left said it wouldn’t work but I *did* say what you incorrectly presumed to correct me on though so maybe try paying attention and you’ll know what’s going on (it makes commenting on subject matter a lot more productive).
It would be funny that you think this is the only thing I agree with Obama on if it wasn’t so transparent and dumb. You’re too cliche to be cute when you’re wrong. Why let the facts get in the way of an awesome black-and-white view of everything though, right?
Idk what your source is that it was an assassination due to your one-way policy on providing those. Unless there’s been new developments or changes to the originally reported description of the mission – Either you have intel that no other news sources including Al Jazeera has, or you dont know what assassinations are.
I’d be interested in the answer if you were able to show accurate comprehension or memory of something you just read seconds ago, let alone however long ago you learned this news about the SEAL mission.
For those of you following at home: I will update this post if it was in fact reported that the mission was an assassination and not the “capture or kill” military operation that took place in a war with the person who started said war by declaring it on our country and beyond in the 1990s and following through with that declaration with a series of murderous attacks on our civilians through the act of war that this leader remains a fugitive from.
UPDATE: He replied with this:
Jonathan Rich: “”This was a kill operation,” the official said, making clear there was no desire to try to capture bin Laden alive in Pakistan.”
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/02/us-binladen-kill-idUSTRE7413H220110502
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/54151.html
None of which is either news, nor supportive of his claim. This dude has no desire to actually pursue truth so I’ll explain it to you after I show you what I responded to him:
Richard: text search for “assassin” yields zero results on both links. so I take it that’s your way of admitting you have no source to back up your claim and that in fact the action was the standard fare of war described in these 2 links and other reports. gotta admit you had me goin for a split second till I remembered that you got 3 things wrong about what I said on this very page, so it’s not really fair to expect anything but the same record of accuracy on wider matters.
Any killing “can” be referred to as an assassination no matter what the context in history, movies or video games, so for the word to have any meaning and for anyone to disagree about it’s usage and application, it obviously can’t mean just killing someone. So if the “same thing as killing any human” usage is out – and it clearly must be since no one thinks I’m denying the dude got killed in the raid – what is the traditional way the term is used? Answer: an unjust surprise murder for political reasons. Lincoln was assassinated. Caesar was assassinated. Malcolm X and Dr King were assassinated. JFK and Lee Harvey Oswald were assassinated. -noticing the trend here? I’ll give you a hint: none of these figures were founders and leaders of a group that their assassins were at war with.
For Bin Laden to have been “assassinated” in the sense that this dude used the term, he would have had to left his position within the group that he lead when he declared war on the United States and renounced that action and surrendered yet still shot in the face anyway…. None of that happened. Instead, all reports say Bin Laden was active in orchestrating American death and fled/resisted the troops when they raided his shithole whorehouse. Whether the conflicting reports saying the SEALS were not allowed to take him captive or whether they were just given orders to kill if necessary, is irrelevant to the accuracy of the application of the term.
When a known killers house is raided by the cops and the killer runs away into a room with guns and gets shot in the head before anything further can happen, that is not traditionally reported as an “assassination”. That’s why I would have found it interesting if any reputable news source used the word in that context and not in the sense of being parallel to “killed”.
UPDATE: He replied with 4 paragraphs that repeated the claim that “assassination = the word ‘killed'” which I’ve already dispatched with here and won’t rehash. It’s crystal clear that he did not use, or even mean to use the word as a synonym for the word “kill”, evidenced not least by the fact that I didnt dispute Bin Laden got killed..soo… if he knows I agree the dude is dead then why would he later argue “all I was saying was that he got killed and thats what assassinate means”? Because it’s easier than facing the actual wrongness of the context he meant it in, obviously. Pathetic.
UPDATE: Go O –
Obama: If I have to send troops into Pakistan again to kill a terrorist, I will
Apologize: Obama was right about Pakistan
President Obama said he would look for Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan regardless of whether Pakistan allowed such a sting or action plan and Hillary Clinton and Republicans scoffed at it. I did too.
We were wrong.
Bin Laden Death Photo
Facebook interaction went like this. Pasting instead of rehashing the same thoughts:
Jared: they got video of this entire operation. I wonder when it’ll come out. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of his own bodyguards shot him. Cause there were orders that we heard about years ago about the way he operates that said if forces were to ever get close, his bodyguards would execute him. So I really don’t believe we had some navy seals just drop in on the house & shoot him in the head.
Me: i think the most depressing news out of this is that he was alive for the past 10 years. idk bout the raid details authenticity. you hear about the guy in Pakistan who tweeted the helicopter crash a day ago? feeding conspiracy theories that this isnt week-old news and just happened shortly before it was announced, which.. sounds a lot more logical. but idk. hope they hurry and release video and dead body pics soon – not only so i have something to masturbate to, but also to help dissolve the Elvis effect thats gonna inevitably happen since he’s already been “buried at sea”. 3 dudes probably already think they saw him at 7-eleven.
Sidenote: facebook immediately threw up recommendations for 7-eleven and Elvis…
Bin Laden Dead. We Have the Body
Osama Bin Laden killed in a US attack and we have the body. It will soon be popular to nay say this or use it as a platform to attack someone or something but for now everyone should rejoice to the end of his existence.
I cant even focus on the news unraveling cuz im just waiting for the hipsters, hippies, grad students and toocool4schoolers to start mocking the [totally valid] celebration with “A’merika Fuk Ya, lol #imperialism” Photoshops and texts while they high five each other endlessly over how clever and above-it-all they are…
Update: That was fast… already on Twitter, this update comes into my feed:
Naysaying tip: “Does this eliminate the US foreign policy that caused his anger to begin with?” is the worst question to ask now, but terrible to ask at any time. It has reminded me however that that specious line of argument even exists though. I can’t caution enough against the moral depravity and intellectual foolishness in falling into the “it’s our fault they murder us” trap. Asking “what made him angry with us” enough to order the murder of all Americans in any country is disgusting. When you have a Hitler, a Stalin, a Bin Laden, a Saddam or a KKK lynch mob on your hands, you are a fool to take their murders as legit responses to government policies. The standpoint of asking “why are they angry with us” has no shred of merit.
Update: President Obama’s Address to the Nation about this is excellent. Watching it as I type and he’s nailing it. From facial expression to speech delivery – he GOT this.
Update: He’s doing his trademark “i” disease and ruining it… making it all about him… c’mon dude. show a little class and talk about the intelligence, military – earn unassailable points from your opposition and supporters alike by dropping a shoutout to your predecessor perhaps (Update: Obama mentioned that G.W. Bush said, as Obama is reiterating now, that we’re not at war with Islam) – less of this “i” and “me” and “under my direction”. It’s tacky. You’re addressing a democracy, not subjects in a dictatorship. This is a Presidential Address, not a blog…
Interesting notice from @NewYorkObserver on twitter: Look at Obama’s face when Seth Meyers made joke about Bin Laden last night:
Best reactions on Twitter:
@buckhollywood Worst Timing Ever: @LadyGaga- Are monsters ready for me to announce the premiere of The Judas Video? The Motorcycle Fellini Pop Art Fantasy?!
@BillyHallowell I’d argue Bin Laden was already dead inside before this happened, but now…it’s official.
@jpuopolo: CIA finally unlocked the Killed Bin Laden Badge! They have been working on that one for years!
Update: Fox News is playing footage of large crowds in the streets of DC changing USA and waving flags in celebration and I admit that the hipster in me is compelled to naysay it too..but…logically, I find no way to. If you agree mass murderers are evil, then you agree that their deaths are celebratory events…so… fuck ya, USA.