iOS 4 finally goes online

After failing to meet the projected date for the latest release of Apples mobile operating system, the company has finally delivered a week later.

Apple plays Software Updates the way I play Just The Tip… they withhold even the basics for weeks, promising an upgrade, leaving our mouths to water with anticipation for something that should have been included on day one and then when we finally get it, its like a party instead of an anti-climactic let down. Well played, Jobs. I know the technique well…

FINALLY we can have the luxury of running more than one application at a time on the iPad (like listen to music and surf the web. I’m spelling it out for history to reflect how ridiculous it was that in 2010, a major electronics company actually released a wildly popular product that made you choose between tasks like listening to god damn music and browsing websites).

FINALLY I can make folders. Yes… the ability to make god damn folders on the iPad is one of the new features being rolled out today. This is pathetic.

Also some new stuff for the iPhone. idk.

AT&T is fighting for their right to ban class action lawsuits

The Supreme Court is hearing a case that affects you but you haven’t heard about: AT&T Mobility vs. Concepcion. The LA Times reports that if the Supreme Court rule in favor of AT&T, any business that issues a contract to customers would be able to prevent them from joining class-action lawsuits. The Times says this would “[take] away arguably the most powerful legal tool available to the little guy.”

Courts in California and elsewhere have ruled that bans on class-action lawsuits within a contract are unconscionable and contrary to public policy, but California says a lot of things that aren’t true and have no real constitutional grounding, so that’s not a whole lot of help.

My position is of course that I want to be able to sue whoever I want (when a valid wrong has taken place), but the logic and freedom side of my brain reminds me that this is not a ban on lawsuits at large – just a decision over whether a person has the right to agree not to sue a company.

As a company, I would of course want the right to say “you can only receive my service if you don’t sue me”, but as a consumer I want to have every service open to me while retaining the right to stick it to the man if something legit goes down – or just if some hippie douchebag is able to convince a hippie douchebag court that said corporation is evil and should pay for some grave injustice that is really nothing but a nitpick.

The details of this case make it all even stickier…

Vincent and Liza Concepcion sued AT&T in 2006 after signing up for wireless service that they’d been told included free cellphones. The Concepcions alleged that they and other Californians had been defrauded by the company because the phones actually came with various charges.

Well when you put it THAT way, hell ya they should have sued. What’s described here is a total scam. If they can prove it’s a total scam in court then they should get PAID. If they can’t then AT&T is off the hook. That’s how it SHOULD work but we all know the system isn’t as truth-based as it should be, which is what keeps me torn on the issue.

AT&T asked that the District court throw out the lawsuit because the contract the litigator signed said “if you sign this then you can’t fkkn sue us”, but California said that kind of ban violates state law and is not preempted by federal law SO it went to the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals where it was upheld, forcing AT&T to go ask the Supreme Court to step in.

Public Citizen’s Gupta said consumers can expect similar treatment from other companies if the Supreme Court rules in AT&T’s favor.

“If the court decides that the federal law trumps state law in this case, there’s no limit to what companies could do,” Gupta said. “All companies and employers would be able to put arbitration clauses in contracts that prevent people from joining class actions.”

Briefs supporting the right to class actions have been filed by a number of consumer groups and civil rights organizations, including the Consumer Federation of America and the Lawyers’ Committee for Civil Rights Under Law.

On the opposing side — that is, backing AT&T’s case — are other telecom companies, as well as such well-heeled corporate interests as the American Bankers Assn., the Financial Services Roundtable and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce.

The case is going on right now and probably won’t be decided until next year with no clue as to which way it will get decided, however T-Mobile, Verizon, Comcast and AT&T have all tried this argument in lower courts before and lost their cases.

Good News: “Minority Report” (Movie) reality might be coming soon

Alternate Headline: Scientific Study suggests precognition may be possible.

If you never saw Minority Report, it’s a Tom Cruise movie where he plays a cop who arrests people before they commit the crime they’re being arrested for based on reports printed from data mined from 3 physics kept in a pool. yeay!

In one experiment subjects, all of whom were students, were briefly shown a word list and then asked to recall as many as they could. Later, they were asked to copy a list of words randomly selected from the same list by a computer. The surprising result of this experiment was that in the recall section of the experiment the subjects recalled at a significantly higher rate words they were later asked to type, even though they had no way of knowing which words would be on the list.

In another experiment subjects were shown images of two curtains alongside each other on a computer screen and told one was concealing a picture (sometimes of an erotic nature), while the other concealed a blank screen. They were then asked to click on the one they “felt” was hiding the picture. When the curtain was selected it was opened to reveal what was behind it. This was repeated 36 times for each subject, and the picture positions were computer-selected and random.

In the 100 sessions subjects consistently selected the correct curtain 53.1 percent of the time for the erotic pictures, significantly over the 50 percent expected by pure chance. For the non-erotic pictures, the success rate was only 49.8 percent.

In a third experiment Bem reversed a common test in which subjects are shown one of the words “Ugly” or “Beautiful,” and then shown a picture of something unpleasant (such as a snake), or pleasant (such as a puppy or kitten), and the subject is asked to quickly decide if the picture is pleasant or unpleasant. In Bem’s reversal experiment the subject was shown the picture first and was required to respond as fast as possible and was then shown the word, which was randomly selected by the computer.

Airport Pat Downs

Everyone is freaking out about the TSA pat downs and body scanners, I think because it’s just a slow news period. I don’t get what the huge deal is. The horror stories are worth reporting but the issue at large kindo bores me. I also don’t get why so many conservatives are crazed over this. If its safety then its safety. I’d rather be alive than not patted down like a criminal.

I’m flying into Orlando for Thanksgiving and aside from accusations of TSA searching a woman “because of her breasts” they may be fixing their security hassles by dumping TSA all together and going private.

So far the best stories are the poor cancer survivor who had to remove her fake boob and the even worse bladder cancer survivor who was left soaked in his own urine after a clumsy are careless pat down.

Fark had this headline: TSA responds to the “don’t touch my junk” video by arresting anyone filming TSA screenings as the vids may be useful to terrorists and not because they may embarrass the TSA or anything.

Ann Coulter, in typical fashion suggests “how bout we just look for the terrorists” and asks what we’re going to do when one tries to sneak a bomb through their anal cavity… oy…

UPDATE: I was just shown this in response to this post. very clever protest… A shirt with the 4th Amendment printed in laced metal so it shows up on body scans… ha!

Why do we STILL have to sit through FBI warnings on DVDs?

A writer sends this to Tech columnist David Pogue and it says it all. There is nothing to add. There can be nothing to add. I can’t, Pogue can’t – this sums up the insanity pretty perfectly:

Why, why, why is it still necessary for every single DVD that I buy to have the F.B.I. warning at the beginning? Why can’t they just put the warning on the DVD box? Oh wait— they already do. So why, EVERY TIME I want to watch a movie or TV show that I legitimately purchased, do I have to spend 30 seconds being told yet again that, if I choose to copy the DVD, the F.B.I. is going to come after me?

It’s an odd way of saying, “Thanks for buying this DVD.”

Incidentally, I live in Canada. The F.B.I. can’t do anything to me anyway. Still, the warning is on every disc I buy.

VHS tapes had this warning, too, but at least you could fast-forward through it. With DVDs, you can’t skip or even fast-forward through the warning. You have to watch it every single time you watch the disc. Click Menu during the warning, and you’re told that “this operation is not available.” If I fall asleep watching a movie, and the DVD player shuts itself off, I have to watch the warning all over again. If I buy a DVD set of a 24-episode TV show, I have to watch the warning 24 times (unless I watch multiple episodes in one sitting).

It’s a good thing the music industry doesn’t do the same thing. Imagine if every time you wanted to listen to a CD or a song from iTunes, you had to sit through an announcement about the consequences of illegal sharing.

Okay, I exaggerated the “no more to say” part cuz Pogue does add this bit which I’ve been saying for at least a decade:

I don’t understand why some movie studio doesn’t decide to become the Good Guys of the industry. Get rid of all those annoyances, all the lawyer-driven absurdities, and market the heck out of it. Be like the breath-of-fresh air new airline (as JetBlue was in its day) or cellphone company (like T-Mobile, the only company that drops your monthly rate after you’ve repaid the subsidy on your phone). Dare to be different — and win a lot of customer loyalty as a result.

California borrows $40M a day to pay unemployment

California borrows $40 million a day to pay unemployment…

a DAY…. every day… 40 million dollars… not to finance a war or balance the budget or find a cure for cancer. 40 million dollars, borrowed – meaning money the state does not have – to pay people for not working…

“With one in every eight workers unemployed and empty state coffers, California is borrowing billions of dollars from the federal government to pay unemployment insurance.”

Outrage!: Sarah Palin might have been to close to non-dangerous bears!

This clip of Sarah Palin in a boat near bears hit the web weeks ago but some group finally got around to finding something to freak out about over it. When I heard about this at first it sounded like Sarahcuda jumped on a grizzly and rode it like a pony with baby Trigg spinning on one finger like a Globetrotters basketball. Instead it turns out to be a big over reaction just to complain about something.

The Guardian reports that the director of the Alaska Wildlife Alliance thinks Palin broke the rules of Wolverine Creek which is a place in Alaska where bears and humans alike go fishing.

Large brown bears gather in Wolverine Creek because the fishing is so easy and the animals have, in the process, become a tourist spectacle. But Toppenberg warned that by behaving in an apparently irreverent manner, Palin was doing nothing to foster responsibility among visitors. “She is encouraging the violation of important guidelines that allows tourism to flourish in Alaska. She is inviting future problems with the tourism industry and, in particular, the bear-viewing industry,” he said.

This guy is being a total douche. He calls Palins actions a “travesty”. The fuck? She wasn’t throwing rocks at the god damn cubs – She drifts in their direction slowly and with caution, leaves them alone, shows fear and respect for the possible danger and then leaves.

Making this even more bizarre though is that the criticism is not that she was being dangerous…

But this enraged Toppenberg. “She implies that she is somehow in danger or being brave. That’s complete nonsense,” he said. “Wolverine Creek is the one place in Alaska where the bears are tolerant and completely habituated to the presence of people and boats. But the guidelines are there for a reason.”

If this is worthy of outrage for you, you need to get a friggin life. If this is the best fuel you’re using to make an anti-Palin case you fail even harder because she’s such a font of legit criticism. Do you not read her Twitter or Facebook or watch her on Fox News? She’s an endless stream of bullseye’s to make news over and gain points for your side (or just lower hers) on and you’re wasting your time on criticism like “she’s too damn enthusiastic about nature”? *facepalm* – You’re doing it wrong…

Be scared that she might run for president, not that she might have broken a “spirit of the law” rule concerning domesticated wildlife that caused no harm.

Another reason I think jumping on this may be ill-advised is that Palin is constantly trolling… she dont just bait fish hooks.. on Facebook, on Twitter, on Fox News – she is ALWAYS throwing something out there that looks like its crazystupidwrong and then owns everyone who jumped on it before all the facts were in. this allows her more controversial comments to slip under the radar. so i wouldnt be surprised if this episode has a buttload of “bears are dangerous” type of PSA warnings and crap in it and she’s gonna lean back smugly over the hype. I dont wanna play that game.

Sarah Palins Alaska on TLC is a Reality Show

When it was first leaked that Sarah Palin was in negotiations to do a show on The Learning Channel, reports calling it a “reality show” were rebutted with corrections stating it was a documentary style expose of Alaska, not a reality show, you Lamestream Media dumbdumbs.

Well, the show has premiered now…and.. it’s a reality show.

The quirky drama accenting music, the edits, the cameras in their house, the contrived “made for tv” activities, the sit-downs with the camera to react to events it had previously captured – this is the definitional formula of what a Reality Show is. I want apologies. I demand retractions, updates and edits from all those who originally reported the dubious denial that this show was something other than a Palin family version of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Choppy Hu*lu Brow*sr ish youz

Seriously, how the hell is this possible?? I’m rocking 12GB of RAM and a 3.2GHz processor with 8 Cores. How is Hulu still playing just as choppy and stoppy – fully buffered – as it does on my 4GB dualcore 2GHz laptop? WTF. #whitepeopleproblems

UPDATE: My bad.. this makes sense now. I was just asked “are you using the right browser? As in, are you using 32 bit when it should be 64 bit?”. The answer is no.. I’m on Macs 64 bit OS Snow Leopard and using FIrefox which is a 32 bit only browser i’m just finding out… oy…

UPDATE: oooOOoo. i switched to a Safari (Apples 64 browser) and everything is smooth as silk! i cant make it chop if i try.

take THAT Wheeler… (he “liked” this when it was a status on Facebook cuz he’s jelly uh my Batman technology and wishes me ill over it)

Virgin Mobile $40 Internet is the best deal of it’s kind

The cheapest smartphone data plans are all $60 a month and that is just for a stupid phone. For that reason, I have opted out of data on my iPhone for the past 2 years of owning it and instead use an AT&T GoPhone month to month plan that I can fill or not fill at my discretion. If I shelled out double what I pay now for internet on my phone though, I would gain what? GPS? I have a GPS. Non-wifi use of Twitter? Not that important. If I could tether the internet from my phone to make a Mifi (mini wireless internet) spot, then that would be worth it, but for some reason that is frowned upon by most carriers and when allowed is at least $80.

A separate cellular modem is the only option for now but when I had my Sprint satellite internet in 07, I ended up not receiving the coverage as advertised, had trouble hibernating the service and getting charged for use I didn’t make. That’s when I decided the 2 year contract for cellular modem internet would not be happening for me again and unfortunately the $60 minimum data rate offered by AT&T, Verizon, and Sprint all come with that 2 year lock as well as a scoff-worthy 5 gigabyte monthly cap. Being limited to 5 gigs a month for 3G speed service (about as fast as DSL) that is spotty and not always available for an average minimum of $60 (T-mobile has a $40 monthly plan but the data limit and contract still apply) = I will not be using this service.

I just want what I have for my phone except for internet instead of phone service: an under $50 a month plan that I can cancel any time and shut on or off month to month. I’m also not playing this data limit game either. I want it unlimited. It appeared that such a service doesn’t exist.

Then I stumbled across this little gem: The Virgin Mobile MiFi 2200…

It’s so awesome that it is out of stock on VirginMobiles online store. Best Buy has them for $50 over the average price ($200 vs $150) but I found them in stock with an Amazon seller.

I was ready to buy but naturally, I went searching for the big catch – the fine print that makes this alleged mega deal not so mega. I found no such deal breaker and New York Times Tech columnist David Pogue didn’t either:

I’ve pounded my head against the fine print, grilled the product managers and researched the heck out of this, and I simply cannot find the catch.

Is it the speed? No. You’re getting exactly the same 3G speed you’d get on rival cellular modems and MiFi’s. That is, about as fast as a DSL modem. A cell modem doesn’t give you cable-modem speed, but you’ll have no problem watching online videos and, where you have a decent Sprint signal, even doing video chats.

Is it the coverage? Not really; Virgin uses Sprint’s 3G cellular Internet network, which is excellent. You’re getting exactly the same battery life and convenience of Verizon’s MiFi — for two-thirds the monthly price.

Pogue asks and answers “(Why would Sprint allow Virgin to use its data network but undercut its own pricing in such a brazen way? Because Sprint is focused on promoting its 4G phones and portable hot spots — even faster Internet, available so far only in a few cities. For example, its Overdrive portable hot spot is $100 after rebate, with a two-year commitment. The service is $60 a month for 5 gigabytes of 3G data and unlimited 4G data.)” – but later learned and explained in a follow up column that Sprint owns Virgin Mobile, which makes the price and feature difference even more bizarre. But whatever.

I just bought mine and am excited to use it over the Christmas break.