Author: Richard

McDonald’s targeting new demographics

Another one shows a younger male who also has a relationship with another man:

Discussing McDonalds’ push to bring in more minority demos, Bill O’Reilly asked whats next – an Al Queda commercial? Which of course gave his haters another excuse to lie about him. When I saw the headline “Bill O’Reilly compares gays to Al Queda” I was expecting, oh-I-dont-know…a comparison. Silly me. Instead he just says the word Al Queda and that to some people who, I guess hate homosexuals(?) a de-facto alarm that “gays are just like terrorists”. don’t try to make sense of it. just roll with it for laughs.

Jaden Smith looks great

this isnt gross cuz im not saying i wanna f#ck him or anything, but Jaden Smith (the new Karate Kid) is just flippin gorgeous, amirite? course im fkking right. that kids got all the right features. I’m not being gay about it, don’t be gross. he’s like 8 years old. if i were gonna go gay for an 8 year old, we all know it would be Justin Bieber.

Also, he looks like the kid from The Boondocks:

Jaden Smith (the Karate Kid) Totally Looks Like Riley "Nigga" Freeman

Haley Williams “accidently” uploads topless pic of herself

Idk wtf a “Paramore” is (sounds like something you need to win a card game) or who the hell Haley Williams is, but i DID just find out the song she sings is a song, excatly 1 day ago. I’ve been wondering why so many (always female) on Facebook, Twitter and Myspace have been posting this stupid crap as a status: “Can we pretend that airplanes, In the night sky, Are like shooting stars. I could really use a wish right now”. I finally Googled it yesterday after realizing it must be a song (cuz that’s how females on these sites express themselves: through song lyrics. seriously.. you think im joking.. thats 90% of their posts). The song is posted at the end. The reason I’m writing a post about someone I’ve never heard of is because the first time I saw her today, she had her boobs out. That deserves a little richardland attench.

A topless photo of the flame-haired Paramore frontwoman staring seductively into the camera was tweeted out to her 600,000+ followers on Twitter late today (May 27). There’s no telling how it got there — perhaps her phone was hacked, or she simply uploaded the wrong photo, or she meant to send it in a direct message — but the photo was quickly deleted. But not before getting over 5,000 views. Most of the comments on the naughty shot were from puzzled fans, many simply saying, “WTF,” “OMG,” or “R U Crazy!?”


(yes, yes, I’m linking to the uncensored picture for your nude celebrity research needs)

Evidently she later tweeted that she got hacked. I doubt it. Maybe it was an accident, but my suspicion says more so that it’s a publicity stunt. and I’ve never said that before. I’m always against the crowd that thinks every mistake was done on purpose as a stunt because I (being such a powerful and influential Hollywood industry insider) I know how those things are REALLY crafted and REALLY pulled off. this is fishy, although I can’t be 100% cuz I would think she would take a more flattering boob shot. Even the amateurs that email me their racks on a daily basis know how to do it: standing up taking a picture of yourself in the mirror. Everyone knows thats how its done. sooo… wtf? I call BS.

The ultimate space utilizing apartment

24 Rooms in 330 Square Feet. How? The rooms collapse and fold into each other so each room is essentially a droor. Why don’t all apartments have a feature like this? This is an extreme extent but seriously: why isn’t this common to do with at least one room in crowded urban areas?

Architect Gary Chang calls his 330-square-foot apartment in Hong Kong the “domestic transformer”, but we think that moniker is better suited for the architect himself. By designing a system of sliding walls and innovations — like the guest bed that folds down over the bathtub — Chang transformed his childhood home into a 24-room apartment. While his renovations are wildly inspired, here at ShelterPop we couldn’t shake the feeling that this metamorphosing home was better in concept than in reality.

Venus almost shows Uranus

The seven-time Grand Slam champion wowed the crowd at Roland Garros on Sunday by wearing a lacy, black dress with bright red trim on her bodice during her first-round match against Patty Schnyder. The black overlay material made the dress appear as if it was see through, even though it was not.

Despite looking more like she was auditioning for a spot at a 19th century cabaret than playing in the year’s second Grand Slam event, Venus won with ease, 6-3, 6-3. She wore a similar can-can style outfit earlier this year in Miami.

That’s just the background necessary for me to post this screenshot, which I find funny for multiple reasons. The picture, ya, okay – the fact that its in the AP chosen role for Yahoo news – and the fact that one of my open tabs is Belieber.com (Justin Bieber fanpage)…

It’s not her bare ass though, as this pic shows:

Computers the size of sand will network the planet

“Smart Dust is an emerging technology made up from tiny, wireless sensors or “motes”. Eventually, these devices will be smart enough to talk with other sensors yet small enough to fit on the head of a pin. Each mote is a tiny computer with a power supply, one more sensors, and communications system. The term was coined in the 1990s by UC Berkeley researcher Kris Pister, who envisioned “smart dust” spreading rice-grain sized sensors across the Earth (think a more mobile version of Helen Hunt’s tornado trackers in ‘Twister’). These sensors would gather loads of environmental data, and then send it all back to a central server.


Future World Micro Computers sprinkled everywhere, tracking and recording our movements. Dreams of a better future, but usher in a Big Brother nightmare with no privacy.

this response to the above video (including the video in it, so if you only want to watch one of these you can kill 2 ducks with one rock here) poses a conspiracy theory that’s kindov retarded but im posting it anyway. It says there are already Smart Dust particles in the air and that we breath them and it gives us cancer but then disolves into our body to control us and thats how come there is no actual evidence of that happening any time ever and also how there are so many American Idol fans still.

HP will start depositing “smart dust” around the globe in the next two years.

Sperm bank depositors earning $1,000 a month

This isn’t an option for me but I totally encourage all the males reading this to go ahead and make the easy cash by doing this. I can’t because my future wife is probably a toddler right now or not born yet, so if I ever grace a sperm bank with my seed, I would only have 19 years from that date to freely date younger girls without having to check if she’s my daughter or not. It extra sucks too since the world definitely deserves more Richard. I wish there was a way to make a lot of offspring with multiple gene-worthy partners without the deal-breakers of:

1) anonymous donation equating to possible daughter being released into the wild for me to unintentionally prey upon.

2) societal stigma of having a different baby momma for each of my 13 babies.

3) the possibility of said future child rising to defeat me.

But like I said: for the rest of you, you should totally do it, especially if you’re a Viking. It’s not QUITE as easy as dropping off a vile of baby batter into a Blockbuster drop-box though…

It’s not free money, says Scott Brown, head of communications. Donors must be at least 5 feet 9 inches tall and enrolled in — or have a degree from — a four-year university. Plus, they have to pass an assortment of genetic and medical tests, screenings, not to mention an investigation into their family’s medical history to look for the early onset of heart disease, cancer, etc.

“We joke that it’s easier to get into Harvard than to get accepted in our program,” says Brown. That’s funny because it’s true — Brown estimates that only 1% of all the applications are accepted. Harvard’s acceptance rate this year was 6.9%.

Most of California Cryobank’s donors stick with it for about a year and a half, donating once or twice per week, according to Brown. Each time they donate, they’re asked to abstain from sex for 48 hours beforehand and they get $100 per donation. The sperm bank mostly recruits at colleges, and many of its donors are students at Stanford University, Harvard University, University of California at Los Angeles and so on.