Fox News weekend anchor Julie Banderas reveals her true identity and double life as Eliot Spitzer’s whore.
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The Onion: Press Secretary Spins Wife’s Death As A Positive
White House Press Secretary Ted Barrett deflects questions about the gruesome car wreck that killed his wife, instead focusing on the President’s agenda. The premise and concept is marvelous. It made me LOL.
For those new to the Onion: it is satire. this is not real…
9/11 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says
I heart this. It’s just great…
John McCain is okay with being in Iraq for 100 years! OMG OMG OM-get a life…
“Its fine with me, I hope it would be fine with YOU”. Is it not??
Christine Lakin from Step By Step in FHM
As the sarcastic kid sister on ABC’s Step by Step, Christine Lakin made Friday nights appointment television for every pubescent kid with a pulse. And while her network neighbors like Jodie Sweetin and Jaimee Foxworth ended up in rehab and porn, respectively, Christine transitioned into a big screen career that would make any child actor envious. We talked with the star of the upcoming comedy The Hottie and the Nottie to find out what it’s like working with Paris Hilton and stripping down for FHM’s cameras.
Why Did William F. Buckley Jr. Talk Like That?
An article in Slate sheds some light on it:
But if you listen to Buckley’s many debates—with Gore Vidal, Noam Chomsky, and others—the first thing you’ll notice is a distinctly British rhythm and melody. His pronunciation was likewise British-influenced in its lack of rhoticity—meaning he drops his “r”s. (An American “r” is generally pronounced with a tongue curled about 45 degrees; the Brits leave their tongues flat. Buckley is often somewhere in the middle.) This style of speech used to characterize upper-class New Englanders as a whole, since many of the region’s earliest settlers hailed from (old) England. (Fewer “r”s were dropped among the more diverse mix of immigrants in New York.) There’s also the yod, which is the “ew” sound in music and usual—like our friends across the pond, Buckley keeps the yod for words like news and pursue. He also pronounces the “t” in words like writer. And for vowels in words like thought and wrong, he rounded his lips, not unlike the English. Meanwhile, he stressed few words when he spoke but would pounce on an important one, every once in a while. (Contrast with John Wayne, who tended to stress every single word, in exactly the same way.)
Buckley Debates Chomsky: 1969
Berman on the Magic Bullet Infomercial
In fairness, the Magic Bullet IS kind of the best thing ever and I use mine every day.
Original Anti-Piracy Video
HEY.. YOU. KID. Don’t copy that floppy. Cuz if you do, computer game makers will stop making new games cuz they will think the market hates that title and the industry will shut down. Is that really what you want?… is it?
What if this “buy a copy per location you wish to play it” policy was applied to board games? Buy one box of Monopoly for school, but if you want to play it at home you are cheating the game makers if you don’t buy a new set? Huh?…
History of war through food
HAM BUR GERS! HAM BUR GERS!
oh, and also: Dog impersonates boozy Orson Welles.