Facebook interaction went like this. Pasting instead of rehashing the same thoughts:
Jared: they got video of this entire operation. I wonder when it’ll come out. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of his own bodyguards shot him. Cause there were orders that we heard about years ago about the way he operates that said if forces were to ever get close, his bodyguards would execute him. So I really don’t believe we had some navy seals just drop in on the house & shoot him in the head.
Me: i think the most depressing news out of this is that he was alive for the past 10 years. idk bout the raid details authenticity. you hear about the guy in Pakistan who tweeted the helicopter crash a day ago? feeding conspiracy theories that this isnt week-old news and just happened shortly before it was announced, which.. sounds a lot more logical. but idk. hope they hurry and release video and dead body pics soon – not only so i have something to masturbate to, but also to help dissolve the Elvis effect thats gonna inevitably happen since he’s already been “buried at sea”. 3 dudes probably already think they saw him at 7-eleven.
Sidenote: facebook immediately threw up recommendations for 7-eleven and Elvis…
