When I heard that Lil Kim died, I was devastated but when they clarified that it was jus the pot bellied 2 foot tall evil dictator of North Korea Kim Jong-Il, I was like “aww. daz okay den”. Fo Reel.
The death reports say he died from being “overworked”. Uh ya. just like “everyone in North Korea has enough to eat”.
He should have taken a note from Diabetes (some comedian has in his standup: “why don’t they call it LIVE-abetes?”):
Via EW: Kim Jong-il was a secretive man but his good friend General Aladeen (the character played by Sacha Baron Cohen in the new movie The Dictator) gave us all a rare glimpse into the North Korean dictator’s private life today with a personal statement on the passing of his beloved badminton partner, released today via Huffington Post.
“I am saddened to learn of the passing of my dear friend Kim Jong-Il. Our thoughts go out to his wife and 813 children. “K-Jo” was a great leader, good friend and average double’s badminton partner. He died as he lived, in 3-inch lifts. An extraordinary man, he did so much to spread compassion, wisdom and uranium throughout the world.”
Aladeen concluded by welcoming Kim’s successor, Kim Jong-un, into the “Axis of Evil.” But I thought you had to pledge first?
UPDATE: Here’s the Trailer for The Dictator:
even better?:
