Finally, A Fashionable 3D Cookie-Sheet Dress

Ladies, are you tired of spending literally your entire lives in the kitchen where you belong only to have your delicious cookies you bake get all the attention? How many times have you wished you could just be one of them so someone would notice you and maybe even dunk you in some milk and tell everyone how good you are?

Finally, your hopes and dreams have been answered at Hexa’s Spring-Summer 2014’s presentation during Fashion Week in Paris, France. The dough-tan garment even sports a quail face-pendant because Reasons.

 Photo via UPI/Eco Clement (September 2013)

 

FINALLY: Spray on Shirts coming next year (video)

Anyone who’s seen me get dressed knows I have to find “the shirt of the day” or the whole cosmic flow of my life is irrevocably derailed. It’s finding the right size, color, shade and type of shirt that goes for that day that can sometimes be a tricky process. What if instead of searching, I could just spray on the shirt type, style, color and design?

Evidently I’ll be able to do exactly that starting next year… neato. But somehow I doubt that this is going to actually be a thing anywhere except mall kiosks that sell novelty clothes like those shirts with LED panels in them that react to sound.

But back to the shirt-can thing: Here’s a video of the inventor spraying a shirt on a topless girl

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