“You’d think somebody repeatedly sticking a needle in your penis would be a little off-putting” starts this report about an Iranian guy who got a tattoo on his wiener for his girlfriend and it resulted in a permanent erection. Ya ya, whatever – but Iranian? in Iran? Not Iranian-American? That’s what it says. What the H, dude? I thought you couldn’t even say the word “penis” there. or get tattoos. or have “girlfriends” that you weren’t a day away from marrying. or DEFINITELY not get tattoos on your penis “for” your girlfriend.
The 21-year-old wanted a Persian script reading borow be salaamat (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his girlfriend’s last name (“M”) permanently inked on his dong for some reason and then he couldnt not have a boner. nice.
The penis is essentially a blood sock and when we get aroused, we’re redirecting blood into the muscles to harden them up and make sex possible. The theory that the doctors treating this guy gave was:
The tattooist punctured too-deep holes that damaged vessels in the penis, resulting in fistulas, and then a pseudoaneurysm, a pooling of blood outside a vessel wall. They recommended he see a specialist to have the blood removed, but he rejected that idea and saw another doctor to have a shunt procedure performed. It didn’t work.
Since the fellow is still able to have sex, and achieve a more-or-less normal erection, he’s rejected any more treatments, even the one his urologists recommended in the first place.
In one of those statements you’d think nobody would actually have to make, the Iranian doctors wrote “based on our unique case, we discourage penile tattooing.”
Since there’s no picture of the guys dick to share with you, here’s a girl with a Dali-long-legs Elephant on her back:
