As predicted right after the “Manson gettin Married” news broke yesterday, the dominant joke about it will be that this freak has what you don’t. But the point is bunk and I urge you not to follow suit.
The lady marrying Manson is a groupie who is obsessed with him… I promise anyone reading this that if you pay the market rate for equal publicity as Manson, you will achieve gaining at *least* one star-fkker who is similarly infatuated with you. So whats the joke then? See, it’s supposed to be that “this loser isn’t single but you are, thus your pathetic state of affairs (or lack thereof) is at a lower point than this loser” but to whom anywhere does that actually apply? I know a lot of single people who wish they weren’t single but I don’t know even 1 person who is unable to change that. The problem is that, unlike 80 year old serial killers serving consecutive life sentences in prison, they actually have standards in whom they enter relationships with, or even date. That doesn’t sound hard to explain to me at all…
The image above is circulating the Facebooks in various forms but I’m not impressed with it and neither should you because the premise of the joke isn’t right.
Mainly: that most single people are desperately trying to un-single and will take anything available and failing, while meanwhile, a psychopath with a swastika tattooed on his face has found “love”. Nah… chicks always flock to fame and adding a crazy and/or “dangerous” aspect to the dude only sweetens the odds, attracting a more motivated and broken crop of female, so it’s really quite common. You only have to explain common occurrences to dumb and ignorant people. Meanwhile, if you are single and you don’t want to be, you have to examine that as well. I suspect that if you wanted, you could get an equally broken man or woman to devote themselves to you. If that’s not what you want then there is no comparison and this image can’t make you feel bad.
Is this really the kind of Love you’re looking for?…. Really?….
So chillax, y’all. You are a lonely mess not because no one wants to love you, but because you haven’t as-of-late crossed paths with a lovable enough person for whom feels similarly towards you. Not that big a deal.
You’re welcome.