UPDATE: I’m changing this posts title from “Danny Bonaduce finds a way to make a Jennifer Love Hewitt about him” to its current form to reflect the updates below.
Danny Bonaduce is the master at making any topic involve, be about or otherwise reference himself, edging out Sean Hannity by a slim but respectable margin for the title. Last week I heard him interview Jennifer Love Hewitt about her new book where she talks about Love more in the Jennifer Aniston path. and also decorating her vagina with colorful costume jewel studs. Danny turns the focus back on himself at every turn. it’s good times… it gets to be even gooder timezes when they conclude and she’s off the line and they can really talk about vag-decorating unfiltered.
Jennifer has a new book out, The Day I Shot Cupid, which she wrote over four years, all with pen to paper. Just like Danny. Jennifer admits that she’s done some pretty dumb things for love, including writing a guy love letters every day straight for six months only to find out he had a girlfriend. She also held up signs for a guy outside of his apartment. Danny is the king of Bedazzling, and Jennifer is a huge fan of vagazzling, which is putting crystals on lady parts.Danny might pedazzle now. They stay on for about a week. Jennifer is single these days. She doesn’t go out to Hollywood clubs and hot spots.
UPDATE: twas fate that caused me to post this seeing as no later than a few hours after publishing I come across this complete w ith SFW image:
It’s called Vajazzling. Like Bedazzling, you know? That infomercial about putting rhinestones on your clothes? Only this is no denim vest enhanced by a handheld machine that you can get for just $19.95 if you call right now. With vajazzling, you go into a high-end salon, get waxed bare, and are bejewled below the belt.
You know, I’m not sure which surprised me more: That Hewitt did it; that she went on national television and told everyone about it; or that such an activity exists at all. But there she was on The George Lopez Show letting it all hang out. OK — not literally, of course. But she was talking all about it. She was so proud and giggly. She said she did it after a break-up to lift her spirits, and apparently it worked. Hewitt also shared her vajazzling tale on Chelsea Lately, The View and The Joy Behar Show. Girlfriend gets around.
and lo. whats this? Love Hewitt talking about the art form on Lopez Tonight (and click here to watch her on Joy Behar):
Completely Bare in New York City, which claims to have originated the service and the name, offers a variety of designs starting at $115, including the wax. One design, described as “a beautiful padlock on a chain”, costs $750. dayum woman… if yo baby hole aint attractive as it is, you ain gonna change it with shiny goodies around it… but… whatever i guess.
