Throat stabber notes his “concern for life”

Makes sense to me…

Jacob M. Christine says if he was slashed with a razor, he’d be happy to be slashed the way his alleged victim was.

Speaking at his preliminary hearing Thursday on charges he cut a fellow Northampton County Prison inmate across the throat, Christine insisted that the wound showed the assailant — whoever he was — took care to try to not kill.

Whoever attacked him had a high regard for life,” said Christine, 21, who acted as his own attorney after, District Judge Gay Elwell of Easton said, he refused to request a public defender. ”Because the cut isn’t deep at all: It’s on his neck. It’s not on his face.”

This is one 21 year old who knows his anatomy. it’s a common myth that the neck is a more vulnerable place to be stabbed than the face. whenever im faced with a knife wielding attacker i always say “not the face!” and offer my throat instead not because of my vanity, but because i know that getting stabbed in or across my throat is much less life threatening than a slash across my cheek.

Besides, what about the was this 22 year old “victim”, testified he was eating dinner in his cell block June 8 when an inmate called him over to a cell and asked if he had tobacco.

this man is being unjustly charged and i think should be absolved of this crime and pardoned for the original crime that put him in prison in the first place. we need more citizens like him who show such a concern for life when they’re attacking people with razors.

Face eating chimp owner says victim was attacked on the job

“You know when my client’s chimpanzee ripped your face off? It was on the job, and is therefore a worker’s comp claim. Your argument is invalid”.

An attorney representing the owner of a chimpanzee that mauled and blinded a woman is calling the attack a work-related incident and said her family’s case should be treated like a workers’ compensation claim.

The strategy, if successful, would severely limit potential damages in the case and insulate the chimp owner from personal liability.

The 200-pound chimpanzee named Travis went berserk in February when his owner, Sandra Herold, asked her friend and employee Charla Nash to help lure him back into her house in Stamford. The animal ripped off Nash’s hands, nose, lips and eyelids, and she remains in stable condition at the Cleveland Clinic.

Nash’s family filed a $50 million lawsuit against Herold, saying she was negligent and reckless for lacking the ability to control “a wild animal with violent propensities.”

Due to a pending legal battle with a gang of underage prostitutes vs community action group ACORN, I am unable to take this case at this time, however i will comment that “violent and unspeakably horrible life threatening and disfiguring attacks by a domesticated primate” *was* in fact in the job description listed under “hazards and acknowledged risks” in the alleged “victims” employment in her former role of “friend who stops by the house to say hello from time to time”.