Volcano causes chaos, ash-trandedness

Volcanic ash from Iceland left a bunch of people unable to travel since I guess planes can’t fly through thick smokey earth-dust that gets shot up into the sky (pussies). The leader of Norway was one of those people stranded in NY by Iceland’s volcano but it was cool cuz he ran the country with his iPad. In other news–You can run Norway without multi-tasking


nice. and almost as good as this horrible non-pun headline from FoxNews.com that doesnt make any sense:

Ash-tranded?… the f#ck?… it doesnt meaning anything, it doesnt sound like “stranded”. its not a vernacular slang. its just, like my foreplay, fkkn weird and awkward, leaving others disappointed and confused.

Pictures: Ohio flood aftermath

The AP reports that Findlay Service Director Mike Sobczyk says the damage to city-owned buildings and property will cost between $20 million and $31 million.

The city’s health department and wastewater treatment plant sustained serious damage. A number of city-owned trucks and vehicles are damaged, too.

City officials also have decided to tear down a community center that sits near the Blanchard River.

The river rose about 8 feet above flood stage last week, soaking much of the downtown and surrounding neighborhoods.

Click here for lots of high res pictures of the disaster.