Bust Stop Bubble Pop

I don’t get it. but I love it. A bus stop in Malaysia features boards of bubble wrap for people to pop in an advertisement by Sony. I guess popping the bubbles is supposed to be practice for playing the PSP? It’s always a smart idea to make people think of your product when they interact with non-yourproduct related things so maybe that was the thinking behind this. “The next time they pop bubble wrap, they’ll want to play video games!”. Sounds solid to me…

2 months later and iPads with iOS 5 STILL can’t play Podcasts or Audiobooks

The iOS 5 update from October 2011 introduced the following issues that have yet to be fixed:

1 The playback speed control for podcasts has gone

2 Chapter support in audiobooks has gone

3 The 30 second rewind button for podcasts has gone

4 Customizable menu so podcasts and audiobooks can be moved to the front page

5 Podcast count–You now have to open each podcast “folder” to see the number of unplayed podcasts

6 Time elapsed/remaining–used to be able to look at a podcast/audiobook and determine how far along you were. Now it has to be the active track.

7 Link to more episodes has gone

Please give us back these useful features and address the bug(s). iOS 5 is exciting but for podcasts on the iPad it is a great disappointment, and very unworthy of Apple.

 

2012 Predictions

The world will not end in 2012 but I do have some predictions:

TECHNOLOGY:

Congress does not pass SOPA but there is little victory over it because similar legislation lurks elsewhere, including the horizon. Representatives also fail to feel a noticeable sting in their re-elections due to SOPA support and major corporations only learn to be more stealthy about support of such laws and power expansion policies in the future. Re-name and re-introduce will be their strategy and with no one losing an election over their SOPA sponsorship – it will work.

Apple continues to disappoint us with software and lackluster hardware releases and suffers from bad press about whether the company can keep its magic without Steve Jobs. As much as I want an AppleTV television right now, I predict it doesnt come out in 2012 (unless it makes a last minute appearance in October) and we continue being teased until 2013.

Facebook, despite not wanting to, finally goes public and i’m forced to learn what IPO actually means/is. It will not do well either right away or soon after having a gangbusters opening.

Netflix recovers from its series of terrible mishandlings in 2011 and no one even remembers the fiasco anymore, so much to the point that when this prediction list is later recalled, people will need their memory jogged over why this was even in here.

CELEBRITY:

Reverend Billy Grahm passes away. Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez go on to live.

Bill Clinton has a health scare but lives. Betty White lives. Lindsay Lohan lives but theres a close call.

Charlie Sheen stars in a new show. It doesn’t last long but doesn’t ruin his career. He mellows out and is all but entirely out of the headlines.

Megyn Kelly gets a new show on Fox and Jake Tapper hosts the sunday show on ABC (finally), like he deserves. Mike Huckabee also expands his career outside of his current weekend talk show but does not re-enter politics in any form, ever.

POLITICS:

Ron Paul does not win the Iowa caucus in the Republican primary. or any other state in the entire primary process. His fans cry fowl and then go on to either not vote or vote for Obama.

Donald Trump will not run for president and will endorse the Republican nominee (see below).

Mitt Romney will be the Republican nominee, will choose a hispanic vice president (i’m hoping for either Rubio or Fortuno) and will ultimately defeat Barack Obama in the November election.

As is often talked about, Hillary Clinton will NOT switch places with Joe Biden in their respective roles as Vice President and Secretary of State. Clinton will in fact plot a comeback. Barack Obama, constitutionally allowed to serve 1 additional term as president, plots his own comeback in another run for president but waits out the following cycle to avoid a rematch with Romney. See 2013’s predictions for how and when Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey will run for political office.

Liberals who have been vocal about how disappointed they are in Obama all year change their mind and come out with vocal support for Obama again, making the election much closer than previously thought by popular wisdom.

Republicans will keep the House and just barely capture the senate – possibly causing a 50/50 split.

The Tea Party will fuck up chances for bigger Republican victories and something will be done about that shit.

The Occupy Wall Street bullshit fizzles even faster than the nuts int he Tea Party get netted under control and more former supporters start to be more open about their embarrassment about what a masturbatory joke that whole thing was. Romney as the GOP nominee causes more anti-Wall Street activism press but not due to Occupy. The Occupy protests are forgotten as the non-consequential-to-history annoyances they were.

 

Wales wants your money

Wikipedia is having a donation drive and annoying you about it on every page. They’ve done this before. Here’s a summary of what they’re doing via an article from 2 years ago:

In his letter to Wikipedia readers, Wales notes that the Wikimedia Foundation has a relatively small staff (23 members) and that all of its content is free. He says that donations help the organization cover the increasing cost of bandwidth and help improve the site’s software.

I don’t mind the beggar-banners but evidently a lot of others do. I still don’t understand why Wikipedia just doesn’t run ads on it’s site to raise revenue. Not annoying flashy banners or popups or anything that would compromise it’s integrity – but just some content-relevant text ads at least. Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales is super-against that notion for some reason:

“Like a national park or a school, we don’t believe advertising should have a place in Wikipedia. We want to keep it free and strong, but we need the support of thousands of people like you,” reads the letter.

Of course, I think national parks and schools should absolutely be funded by advertising instead of donations or taxes. What’s wrong with that? Other than it being too awesome to implement. Or maybe that’s it..

Wales’ appeal has been compared to a PBS pledge drive—annoying at best, unnecessary at worst. Critics have long suggested that Wikipedia simply give up harassing its members with endless donation requests and turn to the ad-based revenue model that supports many other sites that offer free content to users, but Wikipedia has so far been adamantly against this option.

Here is the full text of Wales appeal for 2011:

Google might have close to a million servers. Yahoo has something like 13,000 staff. We have 400 servers and 73 staff. Wikipedia is the #5 site on the web and serves 454 million different people every month – with billions of page views.

Commerce is fine. Advertising is not evil. But it doesn’t belong here. Not in Wikipedia.

Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind. It is a place we can all go to think, to learn, to share our knowledge with others.

When I founded Wikipedia, I could have made it into a for-profit company with advertising banners, but I decided to do something different. We’ve worked hard over the years to keep it lean and tight. We fulfill our mission, and leave waste to others.

If everyone reading this donated $20, we would only have to fundraise for one day a year. But not everyone can or will donate. And that’s fine. Each year just enough people decide to give.

This year, please consider making a donation of $5, $20, $50 or whatever you can to protect and sustain Wikipedia.

Thanks,
Jimmy Wales
Wikipedia Founder

Stephen Chapman in ZDNet says everything I’ve been saying about Wikipedia and advertising, except better, so i’ll just defer to his words:

As such, the non-profit “free encyclopedia,” as Wikipedia is sub-titled, is only really free to the people who don’t donate. It costs money to operate, and without money to support it, it could be the non-existent encyclopedia. But the way I see it is that there’s nothing wrong with making money for providing a useful service. I get it that he wants to be a non-profit who harbors a site where people can freely access information, but Wikipedia can still be all that even with ads.

Above, he states their desire to keep Wikipedia “lean and tight,” but a site can still be that with ads as well. All they needs is the right person to come on board and discuss options for ad placement, ad sizes, etc. A/B testing would be a cinch with as many pages and visitors as they have, and it’s not like people would stop using Wikipedia if ads were implemented, because Wikipedia is of value to millions of people, daily. Sure, if ads were implemented, I’m fairly confident we would see a vocal few writing sensationalistic posts like “The Death of Wikipedia,” but that would be a short-lived venture and, in my humble opinion, completely inaccurate.

Would it take Wikipedia falling into dire straits before they implemented ads, or would Mr. Wales let the ship sink? I mean, it just seems ridiculous to me that he’s so adamant about not implementing ads. They don’t have to be pop-ups or pop-behinds or bright, seizure-inducing flashy ads or whatever else. The ad environment can be policed, controlled, clean, and facile for users. They could even be rolled out with extremely small, perhaps text-based ads to start with. You don’t have to jump in with both feet right off the bat. There is so much flexibility with ads these days, it’s crazy to continue writing them off.

Now, I understand that implementing ads would shift the direction of Wikipedia away from the ad-less one they’ve been heading in from day-one — as well as whatever that would imply for them as a non-profit organization — but monies gathered via ads could be used not only for sustaining running costs, but other noble facets as well… like donations! Hey, imagine Wikipedia doling out the donations instead of asking for them!

As for the people who would want to keep using Wikipedia without seeing ads, here’s the deal: if someone doesn’t want to see ads that badly, then they most likely already have Firefox with the Adblock Plus extension installed. And if it’s a matter of not wanting to show ads to specific people/regions, then you can control that as well! Display ads to just the top-3 richest cities in America if you want.

This interesting little list claims Top 10 Reasons Not to Donate to Wikipedia and is worth a read.

Then there’s the ad placement jokes…

Previous Wikipedia drives displayed the donation banner like this:

But this round of pleas show pictures of Wikipedia employees and other connected individuals to the left of the message, looking like this:

The images appear over every Wikipedia entry, causing some funny juxtapositions…

Bieber, Obama and Losers

I don’t even understand what this image is supposed to mean, but its funny and i like it. Who IS the loser now, motherfkkers????

…okay but seriously tho… who *is* the loser now? Biebz was a loser because he was wearing a sweatshirt while the President watched and then 2 years later he got a nice suit, kept his shooshy lesbian bowl cut like a boss and brought the Prez up on stage for a handshake? I literally don’t understand what the point is here but I find it empowering and majestic.

Who’s the loser NOW you dirty dummies?? I may not know myself but I know that you suck and Biebz4Life and derpa dew!

*drops mic*