Author: Richard

Girl on Youtube super excited about Japan quake

Sounds like a hoax to me but… whatever. I’ll bite. it’s done well enough to deserve the views even if its a hoax and if its real then… lol.. wow. She’s gonna pray SO harrrd. Nah, I’m still going with fake on this. I may explain why later on when I’m shown to be right – or – possibly…conceivably…shown to be wrong as she ramps it up or something. But try not to think about the fakeness and just enjoy (until she deletes her youtube account that is). I don’t think she’s trying to make a political point or religious point even. I really think she’s just an improv dabbler goofin around, makin a little off-the-cuff satire in her room. I suspect that is what she will be revealed as after hundreds of thousands of people start hating on her and she gets famous-backlash.
UPDATE: she did in fact delete her youtube account so I swapped out the two embeds with 2 new ones from other people who saved the video and uploaded it themselves.

And just when you thought she couldn’t get any hotter, you find out she sings too!

UPDATE: looks like this one didnt get saved anywhere folks. sorry :(. it’s her singing “Revelations Revelations, Liars go to Hell” to the tune of Frarajaka..

UPDATE: Below is her confession that she was “trolling” (thats what teh internetz calls it when you try to make someone mad with feigned sincerity or ignorance on something obvious or offensive). She deleted her Youtube account after posting this because people who were duped by her comments showed their atheism tolerance and responded to her words not so much with words but with threats and public posting of her personal information. Stay Classy, religion haterz.

She was offered a job by an atheist comedy group:

There are also posts by a “TamTamPamela” on The Landover Baptist Church Forum, which is a Christian parody forum. As blogger Milowent points out, TamTamPamela changed her name to “Sister Pamela”. The Landover Baptist Church, says Wiki, is a fictional Baptist church set in a fictional Iowa town. The site was created by Chris Harper, who has a whole slew of satirical videos, like this or this, on YouTube.

Another alarm bell is that tamtampamela was a YouTube subscriber to EdwardCurrent, who is all a well-known religious satirist. Was a subscriber, because tamtampamela’s YouTube account was deleted hours ago with notes that read: “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by LaughAloneTV.”

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Laugh Alone TV is a comedy site that was apparently offering tamtampamela a partnership. “We were trying to monetize and offering her partnership and we were going to donate,” tweeted iSlusho from Laugh Alone TV, “but then she closed her account in fear so that’s why it still says removed.”

Worlds Youngest Grandma is a 23yr old Romanian Gypsy

Rifca Stanescu was 12 when she had her first baby but don’t worry: she was married. She wedded upstanding jewelery seller Ionel Stanescu when she was 11 and he was 13.

She added: ‘Before that there was a lot of fighting – once my father had even attacked my husband with a knife. He wanted him to pay 500,000 lei in compensation. My family even took me home but after three days I ran away again to be with him.’

After Maria’s birth, Ionel’s family paid Rifca’s father a dowry and all was settled.

Maria’s birth made Rifca’s mother a grandmother aged 40.

Rifca said she begged daughter Maria to stay in school and finish her education.

Maria decided to follow in her footsteps and marry herself. Within six months she too had fallen pregnant with Ion.

She told how in Romanian gypsy community it is common for couples to marry young.

Rifca added: ‘I did not try to stop my daughter getting married because this is the tradition, it’s what happens.’

The youngest British grandmother was an unnamed 26-year-old from Rotherham, Yorkshire whose 12-year-old daughter gave birth in 1999.

The Silly Side of Mrs Hitler

If you click over to the full article at the end and see all the pictures, this is actually an interesting insight into a historical figure’s personal life. Eva Braun appears to be a total hippie: animal lover, environmentalist, socialist (obvs), enjoys the theater and is delightful and easy going unless you bring up the hot button issues she feels strongly about. The article is worth looking at but these pictures stand out too much NOT to be highlighted… dude..

Here she is in blackface…

And here she is nude with a modesty-umbrella covering her Reinlands that you may Nazi even though you may Reich to:

“The photos in this collection are from the private albums of Braun which were confiscated by the U.S. Army in 1945 and taken into the National Archives where many remained, largely undigitised,” The Daily Mail reports.

See the rest of the images from the Daily Mail.

Charlie Sheen: Morning Winning Phone Convo

And you thought the Tiger Blood shit was fun… oh my…

Facial or buttal? Faccial or buttal?
You speak. I’ll listen. Jesus Craaaap.
People need to hear his gold as its rolling out, not as its disappearing, disappearing like so many fuckin magicians rabbits (cuz they disappear. get it?).

Is this dude rockin a face-following camera?? cuz when he pops back up from the counter after taking a swig, he doesnt readjust – the frame just moves upward with him. hmmm. I’m assuming he’s recording the video on a cell phone which is why it keeps interrupting when he receives a call so idk whats goin on with the facefollow thing.

Can’t wait to buy my copy of “Apocalypse Me: the Jaws of Life” but I’m not sure if Charlie realizes that Amazon.com is a book seller…not publisher.

Crowning moment of Awesome might be CharChar hiding in his sweatshirt and being asked if he’s “loving life”. Response: “whats not to love? its, MY LIFE. *pops face out of sweatshirt* WIN-INNNG”.

More good news: Charlie Sheen Swings Machete From Rooftop, Yells ‘Free at Last!’

The 45-year-old actor returned to his home and livestreamed a new episode of his UStream web show, “Sheen’s Korner,” in which he swigged from a bottle he refused to name “unless I get paid.”

The actor uttered seeming nonsequitors on the phone to a friend named Bob, including “Phones were built by trolls” and “If you own the home in which you own the trash cans, you should never have to empty it again.”

Sheen, chain smoking cigarettes (and even smoking through his right nostril at one point), his head bobbing in and out, explained the reason behind his livestream, saying “People need to hear my gold as it rolls out, not as its disappearing like so many magicians’ rabbits.”

He launched the live web series on Saturday with a rambling monologue in which he discussed winning, showed several photos of cats and dogs fighting, said he was going to take a phone call from the president, declared he had the “boogers of a seven-year-old” and referred to either himself or the show as a “movement.”

In the second installment of “Sheen’s Korner,” broadcast Sunday night, Sheen appeared to threaten to slit the throats of children as part of a rant.

“I’m gonna write my sermons, I’m gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes, and people are gonna f*cking take it or leave it,” he said. “We know they’re gonna take it cause they can’t process it, so they must condemn it, and if they can’t condemn it, they’ll like f*cking turn me into a god and worship it, and realize I’m behind them, cutting their throats, and their children’s.”

Why are the WI protesters such spoiled jerks?

I get that the Union protesters in Wisconsin want other peoples money (i do too). I get that they feel entitled to it without having to work harder or better for it (i do too. cuz im a dick). I *don’t* get that they’re actually in the streets screaming about it for 2 weeks… I keep my “I deserve everything from everyone” stuff to playful jokes. this is like a bad satire that they’re actually demanding this in Real Life. embarrassed for them & scared for the future.

If Wisconsin’s governor (known by the protesters as “Hitler“) cuts perquisites as much as he plans to do, it would still leave public workers better off than their private sector counterparts. Public employees currently pay about 6% of their health care premiums and Governor Walker’s proposal would increase it to 12%. Okay, so I get the frustration in having to pay more of the cost of your own benefits instead of someone else picking up that tab, but even after the increase, it’s still about half the national average, according to state government figures. Half? And these people are screaming their heads off in the streets? How am I NOT supposed to see them as assholes?

How is it that these brats can still whine when the “compromise” STILL makes them get a better deal than the middle class taxpayer off that middle class taxpayers back? I get that these people may not be fans of the Wall Street Journal or Fox News or Talk Radio but did they just never see any of the reports from MSNBC, The New York Times, Reuters, CNN, BusinessWeek and NPR that Governor Walker is currently facing a budget deficit of $137 million or $3.6 billion shortfall by 2013? This seems unlikely. It just looks instead like they don’t care. It’s all “screw the numbers. I want more money at your expense”.

Again: I totally get that they want the best deal they can get and are willing to skip work with fake doctors notes to try and get it. I DON’T get that they feel entitled to a better deal than everyone else at the literal expense of everyone else.

What a bunch of dicks…

The endlessly repeated lie that this “abolishes unions” doesn’t help me gain respect for their cause, either.


Video from the Heritage Foundation.

Keeping the standards of civility high…

Bieber loves Canada and babies. Dislikes non-love sex and killing babies.

Turns out the Islamists were right! If Bieber says we’re the great satan, then by God, it shall be so. Where do I sign up for the opposition? “You guys are evil,” he jokingly tells Vanessa Grigoriadis in an upcoming interview with Rolling Stone. That’s a prelude to his position on Socialized health care:

“Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”

Despite Bieber’s belief in government-run health care, the teenage superstar insists he is non-partisan. “I’m not sure about the parties,” he says. “But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

He tacts left on Obamacare, but on sucking babies into sinks, Biebs has a “don’t” position:

Bieber also says he is pro-life. “I really don’t believe in abortion,” he says. “It’s like killing a baby?” However, when asked if he would support abortion rights in cases of rape, Bieber hesitates: “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”

My position (slash “accurate observation”) on the “everything happens for a reason” nonsense is that it’s a poor explanation for the unexplainable, but interesting about this is that Rolling Stone updated their pre-release of this quote to “correct” that Bieber added “I don’t know what that reason would be”. Kinda weird, but I guess a decent save. The dumb part is ever using that phrase, since if you believe it then it applies to things as horrific as rape, but saying it out loud illustrates how crazy it sounds so Bie-B-J was smart enough to at least backpeddle on it a bit. I give him a pass. But only cuz I can’t stay mad at that face. It’s also totally lame to say “I think something is wrong. but if someone does it, then I can’t say it is wrong” but the kids a music celeb – he dont need nuna that noise, so again the backpeddling is acceptable. More on that:

The edited version reflects Bieber’s uncertainty and confusion about the issue, rather than a glib absolutism (as it first appeared). No word yet from the magazine’s representatives on how the error came to their attention, though writer Vanessa Grigoriadis Tweeted: “online version removed a line” and printed the line in full, yesterday. (She also noted that Bieber, due to his far-reaching cultural influence, “deserves to be asked all questions,” including ones about thorny political issues.)

On Premarital sex it’s strictly “only for love”:

“I don’t think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them,” Bieber said. When asked about premarital sex, however, he was a little vaguer. “I think you should just wait for the person you’re … in love with.”

And the most important public policy insight revealed of course was his alleged Gomez affair:

While Bieber has yet to confirm whether or not he’s dating Gomez, Rolling Stone reporter Vanessa Grigoridias notes in her profile that she caught a peek of his computer background, which was a picture of him and Gomez against an orange sunset. His manager Scooter Braun told the magazine that the young star is “absolutely girl-crazy.”

OOoOOooo. Some-ones-got-ah-guuuurl-freeennnnd. teehee.

Here are the Red Eye folks talking about the whole “America is Evil” stuff…

Socialist filmmaker demands his profits

Michael Moore is suing his former partners….

Filmmaker Michael Moore has sued Harvey and Bob Weinstein, accusing the brothers of “Hollywood accounting tricks” and “financial deception” that cheated him out of at least $2.7 million in profits from the hit documentary Fahrenheit 9/11.

There is commentary of course, but the scenario of a vocal anti-capitalist fighting over profits writes itself. Since it’s just too easy, it’s better I just stick with the facts of the story:

Stein later added in a statement: “This is the first time Michael Moore has ever sued anyone in his 20-year career as a filmmaker. That should be some indication about how serious this is.”

“It’s very sad it had to come to this,” the statement said. “Michael believes the Weinsteins have been a force for good when it comes to championing independent film — but that does not give them the right to violate a contract and take money that isn’t theirs.”]

A spokesman at William Morris Endeavor, where Moore is represented by agent Ari Emanuel, said the agent would not be commenting on the lawsuit.