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Shower by bed
Roll out of bed and into the shower? Not me. I haven’t needed a water-wake-me-up since high school. What I want this for is the reverse: I take hot relaxing baths and showers at night and then regret the trek all the way to my bed to collapse in a melty pile of fleshy goo. With this built into my mansion or luxury apartment, I could just keep a towel in the middle and do a quick wash-to-sheets.
Motherhood makes you dumber
Blame this guy, ladies. not me.
Do women temporarily get stupider when they have a baby? My wife thought so about her two births; so did my two daughters who have had children, and they tell me that all the other mothers they know think so, too. Now, as science marches on, it appears that it really is true. Jessica Henry and Barbara Sherwin have an article in the forthcoming issue of Behavioral Neuroscience reporting that women in late pregnancy and soon after birth had significantly lower scores than a control group on a variety of cognitive tasks, and conclude that changes in the levels of cortisol and estradiol may be involved.
“It’s nature’s way of hosing down the mind,” a family friend explained it to my wife when she was caring for her three-week-old and complaining that she had lost her brains. And when you think about it, what better way to help a new mother cope with the infinite demands of an infant on her life?
Is it motherhood that makes some of these protestors think that annoying people on the street without a defined purpose is “changing the world”? What are the rest of these peoples excuses then?
Drinking Fountain Bottle Filler
OMG you guys! I have this awesome idea: Lets waste energy on building a motion detector enabled platform, sign and pipe redirection system so people can “save the environment” by holding their water bottles upright to be filled with water instead of tilting them slightly to the right and having to press the button on the drinking fountain.
Michael Jacksons Dead Body
Hey. psst…. hey kids… you wanna see Michael Jacksons dead body?…
Stfu. Of course you do. We all do. That part is normal and natural and fine. What isn’t fine is that we have the ability to. wtf, government? This isn’t Freedom of Information Act material. it should have never been released. but it was. so i’m posting it. not under some lame principal of “because I can” but because the dude was a very public figure and these things satisfy morbid curiosities in us.
So here he is. and now we know: if you don’t want the world to see pictures of your dead body, produce the murder of 3 thousand innocent civilians, NOT catchy music. Continue reading Michael Jacksons Dead Body
iOS for iPad makes your Podcasts Retarded
Don’t upgrade to iOS 5 on your iPad if you listen to Podcasts or Audiobooks.
Apple hid the Podcasts button in a “more” menu so you have to give an extra tap to get to them and the ability to control the speed (1/2x, 1x or 2x) is gone. Whats worse is that everything plays at 1/2 speed with no option to change it.
Issue not present in iOS for iPhone/iPod.
Please stop taking away features in new updates, Apple. hiding the podcasts in a menu that users are not allowed to rearrange (like they can on the iPod/iPhone) and taking away the speed feature, forcing all podcasts and audiobooks to play at half speed? Really, Apple?
UPDATE: Reuters reports iCloud problems:
Some users reported losing their email access as Apple formally launched iCloud, an online communications, media storage and backup service, on Wednesday.
Apple’s new operating system for the iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch — iOS 5 — also annoyed many users who encountered hours-long delays in downloading and installation.
Investors have high hopes for iCloud, which replaces MobileMe, a collection of Web-based products that have failed to impress critics or generate substantial revenues for a company that has had success in most other ventures over the past decade.
“It failed in a very nasty way in that mail sometimes vanished, sometimes appeared then vanished, and often there was a user and/or password-incorrect message plus some rather obscure additional error messages,” said David Farber, a professor of engineering and public policy with Carnegie Mellon University.
“The behavior suggests program problems,” added Farber, a well-known computer scientist.
But the iCloud problems are especially embarrassing for Apple, as the company introduced the new online service with much fanfare in June at its annual developer forum.
Co-founder Steve Jobs, who died last Wednesday, said “it just works” when he introduced the service in June. The software is key to the new iPhone 4S, which will be launched on Friday in seven countries.
Scrubber controls available are nothing like what’s in the iPad documentation PDF for ios5:
Apple products were overpriced from day 1
Apple Co-founder Steve Wozniak reveals a lot in this interview, but his discomfort with Steve Jobs’ profit plan in the beginning days are specially interesting. Not only because it confirms the price hiking profit plan but because it shows that that was the whole idea from day 1.
“Steve had a background working in computer stores buying stuff cheap and selling it for a lot more. I was shocked when he told me how you could buy something for 6 cents knowing he could sell it for 60 bucks. He felt that was normal and right, and I sort of didn’t. How could you do that? I was not for ripping people off. But then we started Apple and I went with the best advice which is that you should make good profit in order to grow.”
It really illustrates how wealth can be created from thin air. Just like that. There’s nothing, and then some sharp mind comes along and turns it into something. and then a bigger something. and then a billion somethings. Pretty awesome.
Woz talks more about his non-profit state of mind vs Jobs’ profit-centric mindset, which is particularly interesting considering Woz was the one with the tech employment and Jobs’ was the one working with plants in a commune.
I never wanted to run a business. I had a perfect job for life at HP. I went to club meetings every week and I passed out my schematics for the Apple I, no copyright, nothing, just “Hey all you guys here is a cheap way to build a computer.” I would demo it on a TV set.
Then Steve Jobs came in from Oregon, and he saw what the club was about, and he saw the interest in my design. I had the only one that was really affordable. Our first idea was just to make printed circuit boards. We could make them for 20 dollars and sell them for 40 or something like that. I had given the schematics away. But Steve thought it could be a company.
This was actually our fifth product together. We always were 50-50 partners. We were best friends. We first did the blue boxes. The next one I did was I saw Pong at a bowling alley so I built my own Pong with 28 chips. I was at HP designing calculators. Steve saw Pong and ran down to Atari and showed it to them and they hired him. Whether thought he had participated in the design, I don’t know and I could not care less. They offered him a job and put him on the night shift. They said he doesn’t get along with people very well, he’s very independent minded. It rubbed against people. So they put him on the night shift alone.
Our next project was when Steve said that Nolan (Bushnell, head of Atari) wanted a one-player game with bricks that you hit out. He said we could get a lot of money if we could design it with very few chips. So we built that one and got paid by Atari.
I’m allegedly related to Nolan Bushnell, though I forget how the family tree works out in that regard since it was explained to me.
Woz was also asked about the legend that Steve Jobs cheated him out of some money in that first computer deal.
The legend is true. It didn’t matter to me. I had a job. Steve needed money to buy into the commune or something. So we made Breakout and it was a half-man-year job but we did it in four days and nights. It was a very clever design.
The next project we did together was we saw a guy using a big teletype machine that cost as much as a car hooked up to a modem dialing in to the Arpanet. You could get into 12 universities and log in as a guest and do things on a far-away computer. This was unbelievable to me. I knew you could call a local time-sharing company. But to get access to university computers was incredible. So I went home and designed one myself. I designed a video terminal that could go out over the modem to Stanford and then on to the Arpanet and bring up a list of university computers.
The far-away computers would talk in letters on my TV set. Instead of paddles and balls in Pong, I put in a character generator. The terminal was very inexpensively designed. We sold it to a company called Call Computer. They now had a cheap terminal. Steve and I split the money.
When the interviewer raised the seemingly odd partnership between the two Steve’s, Woz said they weren’t all that different in his mind.
We were very similar. We would hunt through stores in Berkeley looking for Dylan bootlegs. Steve was interested in computers, and he really wanted to find a way to build a computer out of these new devices called microprocessors. He thought that someday they could replace big computers and everyone could have their own computer relatively cheap. Steve had a background working in computer stores buying stuff cheap and selling it for a lot more. I was shocked when he told me how you could buy something for 6 cents knowing he could sell it for 60 bucks. He felt that was normal and right, and I sort of didn’t. How could you do that? I was not for ripping people off. But then we started Apple and I went with the best advice which is that you should make good profit in order to grow.
Steve was willing to jump right into that. Mike Markkula was the mentor who told Steve what his role would be in Apple, and told me mine. He was the mentor who taught us how to run a company. He’s very low-key. He stays out of the press and he’s not that well-known. But he saw the genius in Steve. The passion, the excitement, the kind of thinking that makes someone a success in the world. He saw that in Steve.
Mike Markkula had worked at Intel in engineering and marketing. He really believed in marketing. He decided that Apple would be a marketing driven company. He was introduced to us by Don Valentine. Don had come to the garage and I ran the Apple II through its paces and he said, “What is the market?” I said, “A million units.” He asked me why that was and I sad, “There’s a million ham radio operators and computers are bigger than ham radio.” We didn’t quite get the formula. Steve Jobs and I had no business experience. We had taken no business classes. We didn’t have savings accounts. We had no bank accounts. I paid cash at my apartment — I had to, because of bounced checks.
Woz left Apple in the mid 80s to start his own company but remained an Apple employee all these years and receives a salary of 200 bucks every two weeks.
It will never happen, but I would like to see him replace Tim Cook (Apple CEO) as the event host rolling out new products. Cook didn’t look like he’s into it or wanted to be there in that role in his first try while Steve Jobs was alive but recently resigned. Woz could do it and could breathe new life into it.
John Huntsman Brings [awkward] Jokes and Cultural References to GOP Debate
Governor Huntsman is awesome at telling awkwardly delivered jokes at these GOP primary debates. He just told Governor Perry (Texas) that “Texas is not the gas capital of the country. Washington DC is”. Perry had no. freaking. clue. that that was a joke… I hope to get the video of this later. When you see Perry’s reaction shot you’ll know what I mean. dude did not catch the joke whatsoever. He thought it was a factual correction about natural gas. Reminded me of when Al Gore was on Oprah awhile ago and she asked him what his favorite cereal was and he thought he was being cute by saying “Oprah”… let that sink in for a second before I explain… Gore had thought she meant to ask his favorite “serial”, as in the old-timey name for a periodically broadcast program. oy.
But Huntsman has a less stiff background than Gore – played in a band, rides a motorcycle – that kinda nonsense – so idk why he doesn’t have a cooler presence than he does on TV.
This is the 3nd time a Huntsman joke to another debate participant fell flat* and the 2nd one to Perry. The first one was citing Mitt Romneys book “No Apologies” saying “I don’t know if that was by Curt Kobain or not”. -wtf? I later found out that Kobain had a song titled “all apologies”. The other was when he told Perry that Perry’s immigration stance “bordered on treason” with a smile. I was like wtf?? but read later on that it was an awkward reference to Perry calling something close to being treason earlier.
harr harr Huntsman.
Later in the debate Huntsman referenced businessman Hermain Cain’s 999 tax proposal (9% income tax, 9% sales tax & 9% business tax and NOTHING else) by saying at first he thought it was the price of a pizza. Get it!? Cain is the former CEO of Godfathers Pizza (a chain i’ve never heard of before this election) and $9.99 could be a pizza price! (in fact i read somewhere that it WAS a pizza price at Godfathers at some point while Cain was there). Oh Huntsman, you little scamp.
The only line that came close to Huntsmans chicanery was when Michelle Bachmann said of the 999 plan that the devil is in the details and to turn it upside down (which makes it 666, the mark of the beast). nice.
I like that they used the coffee table from The View for this one to make the tone more conversational and less “people standing at podiums”.
Beyond that, it’s kindov boring. Huntsmans bad lines were the highlight.
Dairy Queen Sign tells kids how to get their product
Nice
Jobs was Reagan. Gates is Carter
Steve Jobs dying so much earlier than Bill Gates was like Reagan dying before Carter. the latters have to watch all the love, respect and appreciation go to their competitor and know that when they go themselves, they’ll never get or deserve anything close to it.