Autistic girl reveals unexpected knowledge, awareness

I read a 6 paragraph speech on why someone alleges that this is a big hoax and its not really the kid typing but I dont believe it. Just letting you know the skepticism exists. I suspect the reason the ABC piece doesnt show her typing is because it takes her a long time…

Carly Fleischmann’s blog link: http://carlysvoice.com/
2nd website link: http://twitter.com/Carlysvoice

STL concert cancelled because of pigeon sh#t

Kings of Leon, which is a band (apologies to fans for not having heard of them) canceled a concert in St Louis because of pigeon shit… The Riverfront Times reports

After the Nashville band finished “Taper Jean Girl,” the third song of the set, it walked off stage. According to Hardy, the house lights stayed off for a short while and then went up, and then someone came to the stage and said that “due to concerns over the band’s safety, we are canceling the show. Please file out in an orderly fashion.” RFT photographer Erin Kinsella estimated it was “3 to 5 minutes after the stage went dark” that they made the announcement. She also noted that security was then beefed up near the stage.

Adds Hardy: “Everyone was convinced it was a hoax.”

Mass confusion ensued. The crowd started booing and chanting, “Bullshit!”; Hardy said the parking lot was full of honking horns and the sound of bottles being broken.

The official @rftmusic Twitter got hit with outrageous outrage and points of blame toward “pigeons.” Kings of Leon drummer Nathan Followill tweeted the following:

@doctorfollowill So sorry St. Louis. We had to bail, pigeons shitting in jareds mouth. Too unsanitary to continue.

@doctorfollowill Don’t take it out on Jared, it’s the fucking venues fault. You may enjoy being shit on but we don’t. Sorry for all who traveled many miles.

The RFT translates that that means a pigeon shit in bassist Jared Followill’s mouth. Richard translates that that aint no pigeon shit, thaz some bullshit. If in fact a bird crapped on a band member who happened to be in a position where the excrement entered his mouth, that is pretty gross, but wtf happened to “the show must go on”? You dont have to “like” being shit on to power through an uncomfortable situation in an outdoor theater. thats weaksauce, bro.

Drew Carey is becoming Mr Six

Drew Carey has lost 80 pounds. whoah. This Drew (from January, courtesy of the Huffington Post) is on a vacation (i wonder if he’ll come back):

The new Drew:

A friend added this excellent observation: here is a computer rendering of what he might look like in another 10 years

drew carey is mr six

And for the record, I am a fan of both Drew Carey AND Mr Six – except for when he talks. I hate that.

UPDATE: Someone reminded me that this photo of him when he was a Marine exists so I’m posting it as well:

$35 Tablet PC

The cheapest iPad is $500 and received good ratings on price since its pretty cheap for an Apple device but an Indian company has just made a $35 tablet device that they hope to get down to $10, getting use closer to my prediction that cheap tablets will be sold by magazine makers, become menus/ordering forms in high end restaurants and tour guides in museums. This thing is planned to go on sale in 2011.

The story behind the perfect “Price is Right” bid

Esquire magazine has a very interesting behind-the-scenes look at why Drew Carey was so unhappy when a contestant guessed a showcase exactly on “Price is Right

“Everybody thought someone had cheated. We’d just fired Roger Dobko-witz, and all the fan groups were upset about it. I thought, Fuck, they just fucking fucked us over. Somebody fucked us over. I remember asking, ‘Are we ever going to air this?’ And nobody could see how we could. So I thought the show was never going to air. I thought somebody had cheated us, and I thought the whole show was over. I thought they were going to shut us down, and I thought I was going to be out of a job.”

And just over there, just on the other side of that curtain, was twice-perfect Terry Kniess, still dancing to the music. “I was like, Fuck this guy,” Carey says. “When it came time to announce the winner, I thought, It’s not airing anyway. So fuck him.”

Even before the Showcase, there had been a feeling among some of the show’s staff that something was amiss. The Price Is Right pays out of pocket for most of the prizes that it gives away, and the prize budget is fixed. If it’s been giving away too many cars especially, it’ll pull out some of the harder pricing games, Range Game or That’s Too Much, to balance the books. They’re not rigged, but they rely on the natural tendency of most contestants to guess somewhere in the middle. In the first instance, contestants almost always stop the game too early; in the second, they almost always stop it too late. The further the producers push the prices toward the extremes of possibility, the less likely someone will win. On that morning, however — no matter the game, prize, or price — everybody was winning. The show was getting rolled.

How it happened is pretty awesome:

Today, at his kitchen table, Terry says he’d seen all three prizes before. The karaoke machine was $1,000. The pool table, depending on the model, he says, went for between $2,800 and $3,200. Terry went with $3,000. The rule of thumb for campers, he knew, was about $1,000 a foot, plus a little more; he says today he’d actually misheard the length of the trailer, thought Rich Fields had said it was nineteen feet long — so, $19,000. That gave him $23,000. And then, he says, he got lucky. He picked 743 because that was the number he and Linda had used for their PINs, their securitycodes, their bets: their wedding date, the seventh of April, and her birth month, March. Here’s their wedding certificate, he says, and here’s her passport: $23,743.

“Actual retail price, $23,743,” Carey said. “You got it right on the nose. You win both Showcases.”

The aftermath:

When the show aired that December after all — pushed by CBS into the ratings doldrums — Carey was torched mostly for his lack of enthusiasm when he announced the perfect bid. The only scandal — outside the supermarket tabloids — was that he hadn’t done what Bob Barker would have done. Bob Barker would have made Terry Kniess into the greatest contestant in television-game-show history. Terry Kniess would have been anointed. “Oh, I would have run with that, you bet,” Barker says today from his happy retirement. Here was studio magic, here was perfection, here was this man who had never met innocent Roger Dobkowitz — no, here was only a smart man with silver hair, a disciplined man, a weatherman who had spent a lifetime being accurate, and who had also been a little bit lucky, and who had won a game that was made to be broken.

“Yeah, but that’s not what happened,” Carey says.

What happened?

“There was that guy, in the audience,” he says. “Ted.”

The story of Ted is a story in itself. Ted is a Price is Right fanatic who studied the show in the 80s with his VCR to learn number patterns and was an audience member 20something times before getting a chance to be a contestant and COME ON DOWN in 1992. When the Price is Right changed their contestant qualifications to allow return contestants after being absent from the stage for 10 years, Ted started trying again. Ted helped one guy win a thousand dollars and a frigging car (and the winner gave him nothing in return) after meeting him in line and then signaling him from the audience on what to bid. What does this have to do with Terry’s perfect bid?… Ted was seated next to Terry and his wife that day…

But the trail of coincidences doesn’t end there, since Terry says that he knew nothing of Ted’s history or knowledge of the game…

Even if he did, he says that he couldn’t have heard Ted shouting out numbers, the way he couldn’t hear Rich Fields call out his name. That if it seemed as though he was looking in Ted’s direction during his bid, he was actually looking at Linda, who confirmed his math by holding up fingers on both her hands: a two and a three, twenty-three. That Linda had gently scolded him after for giving away their PINs, which they’ve had to change since, and that it would have been impossible for him to have concocted, after the fact, such an elaborate creation myth, pulling out their wedding certificate and passports to explain why he had bid $23,743, a very exact bid. “I have no regrets,” Terry says, “but there have been times I’ve wondered, What have I done?” Other players had come close before. Five dollars. Eight dollars. It was easy. The answers were right in front of you. If only he’d bid $23,700, he still would have won both Showcases, and no one would have accused him of anything other than good fortune. Terry’s only sin that morning, he says, is that he was perfect.

Kendall Jenners bikini spread

Kendall Jenner, dons a string bikini, mesh cover-up and heavy eye makeup for an ad. Who? what? She’s Kim and Khloe Kardashian’s half-sister. Kourtney Kardashian says on her blog of her little sister’s bikini shoot “All I can say is wow! I just received Kendall’s final shots from a shoot she did last week with one of our favorite photographers, Nick Saglimbeni, and I am speechless. She looks amazing!! So proud of you, Kendall.”




The punchline to these is that Kendall Jenner is 14 years old. Her sister Kylie is 12, so i guess it’s only a few more years for that one to be in this stuff too.

I’m totally neutral on this. I’m not outraged or turned on by it. She’s got too much of a round face for me (although that last picture has more of the Richard-type jawline that i’m into so she might grow into my standards) to giggidy over and she’s too physically mature for there to be anything shocking or offensive about it. I just think it’s mildly amusing.

UPDATE: she does kinda look like big K (Kim Kardashian). if she can avoid that Kardash extra padding, she’ll be the hottest one of the bunch (when she approaches an appropriate age for one to make such… a comment of course. like. 16ish).

Homeless man breaks into abandoned bar, sells alcohol

lulz at the crawl: homeless man breaks into abandoned bar, begins selling alcohol.

I of course had to look it up and it gets even better: he did it ALL WEEKEND. haaa. It was at a bar in California (the “the Penryn area of Sacramento Valley” if that means anything to you) called the Valencia Club that went out of business and the liquor license expired. So this 29 year old named Travis Lloyd Kevie somehow gets inside the closed building and brings in beer he bought somewhere else and – boom – back in business…

Kevie allegedly started with a six-pack of beer and used money he received to buy more alcohol.

He kept the bar open for a weekend serving about 30 customers a day, authorities said.
He was so successful that a local newspaper did a story about the bar reopening.

“A local newspaper report alerted a Placer County Sheriff’s Office Detective of a possible ongoing crime being committed in the Penryn area,” the Placer County Sheriff’s Office said. “As Detective Jim Hudson read the morning newspaper he recognized an individual pictured on the front page as a local transient who has had numerous contact with the Placer County Sheriff’s Office.”