Slutty prom dress gets girl escorted out in cuffs

Marche Taylor’s prom night experience wasn’t quite the norm. That’s because a night of dancing and hanging out with friends ended in a confrontation with school officials over her choice of apparel.

When will people stop using the “its no more revealing than a bikini” excuse? The amount of skin showing is way not the point, but even if it was – bikini’s are not appropriate attire for proms. This, as you can see is basically some silk ribbon crisscrossed over the boobs with a separate skirt with a prince Kuzco tail.

She was taken from her prom in handcuffs because she had no underwear on, which, if you look at the material the “dress” is made out of, pretty much meant she was naked with gold layered over boobs.

Myea… look at that picture to the right. That’s some definite see through, slash nipple action.

Too bad we don’t get to see her date if she had one.

The real sad part of the video is not that she tried to go to prom looking like a prostitute, but that in a head cropped shot of her, she looks rather elegant and pretty… and then she speaks. and the public school system strikes again. axin questions an evereythen. unfortunate 🙁

Holly Madisons perpetual disappointment at never becoming Hefners bride continues

Poor Holly Madison has been extremely open to friends and even non-friends that she wants to marry Hugh Hefner ever since they started “dating” in 2001. I have 2 friends that have casually spoken with her at the Playboy mansion on various occasions and both told me that she mentioned to them how bad she would like to get married and that she wants Hef to be the groom. But it’s not just candid tipoff’s – she tells print and television media the same thing all the time and everyone just seems to say “myea, that’s nice babe, sure”, and move on. Now this latest lament from Holly:

“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start, she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.

Everyone knows it aint gonne happen. She’s 28 and Hef is 82. What, the eff would he want with making their relationship legal and giving away half his empire to some chick that will bang him regardless? Alas, she doesn’t seem to get it… Hef responded:

“I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

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Christine Lakin from Step By Step in FHM

As the sarcastic kid sister on ABC’s Step by Step, Christine Lakin made Friday nights appointment television for every pubescent kid with a pulse. And while her network neighbors like Jodie Sweetin and Jaimee Foxworth ended up in rehab and porn, respectively, Christine transitioned into a big screen career that would make any child actor envious. We talked with the star of the upcoming comedy The Hottie and the Nottie to find out what it’s like working with Paris Hilton and stripping down for FHM’s cameras.

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