Spousal abuse is funny when the dude is the victim

I like how Chris Brown beats Rihanna over cheating allegations and he’s a monster but Tiger’s wife beats him over cheating allegations and she’s a strong independent woman standing up for herself.

SNL did a “my wife is beating the shit out of me, oh no’z” skit which is featured below, and yet is not as humorous as the fact that this weeks musical guest was in fact… Rihanna….

UPDATE: I just saw that the director of the National Council Against Domestic Violence told TMZ she’s “horrified” by the skit.

Obama doesn’t have to DO anything to stay awesome

Gotta love that president we have. He’s got an awesome talent to get grades, degrees, book deals, law review editorships, presidencies, and now Nobel Prizes based on doing nothing.

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Mainstream media sources didn’t quite understand why the award was made to the big O, and even Obama himself was like “wtf. lol. seriously?”

Former Republican presidential candidate and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee says it’s not a good idea for his fellow conservatives to criticize this, but the Democratic National Committee went a step or two thirteen further and said that Republicans are siding with terrorists for criticizing the Nobel prize.

People outside the White House and in President Barack Obama’s hometown of Chicago say the awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Obama may have come too soon. They are waiting for more concrete results.

See also: Obama wins EVERYTHING

SNL on Obama’s Accomplishments

Dude, whats with people lately? It’s like, they’re all actin like my boy Obama is doing something wrong by not accomplishing anything in his first 10 months as President. Whats with that? Leave Barack alone!

More importantly though is the question of why is the actor in this skit not even attempting to mimic his target? Would that be racist? It’s one thing to do it badly, but the dude isn’t even trying to sound like Obama. whats the deal with that?

Is the honeymoon really over? Pssh. I’d say “nigga pleez” but that’d be funny racist. So how dare you.