All Grown Up: Cindy Loo Who

Remember the adorable little girl who played Cindy Loo Who in the abortion of a movie that raped the beloved Dr Seuss classic and Frankenstiened it into the 2000 holiday horror? well, 11 years later, she looks different:


But seriously though…I haven’t been up on the Taylor Momsen news and don’t know what she is in or doing now but the gothy punk look makes me guess music of some kind? I’m not gonna google it. I dont wanna know.




UPDATE: I just found out that yes, she does music (also stars on Gossip Girl), she doesn’t turn 18 until next month and evidently she’s started this gimmick of taping her nipples and flashing her audience….oooookay….




Kendall Jenners bikini spread

Kendall Jenner, dons a string bikini, mesh cover-up and heavy eye makeup for an ad. Who? what? She’s Kim and Khloe Kardashian’s half-sister. Kourtney Kardashian says on her blog of her little sister’s bikini shoot “All I can say is wow! I just received Kendall’s final shots from a shoot she did last week with one of our favorite photographers, Nick Saglimbeni, and I am speechless. She looks amazing!! So proud of you, Kendall.”




The punchline to these is that Kendall Jenner is 14 years old. Her sister Kylie is 12, so i guess it’s only a few more years for that one to be in this stuff too.

I’m totally neutral on this. I’m not outraged or turned on by it. She’s got too much of a round face for me (although that last picture has more of the Richard-type jawline that i’m into so she might grow into my standards) to giggidy over and she’s too physically mature for there to be anything shocking or offensive about it. I just think it’s mildly amusing.

UPDATE: she does kinda look like big K (Kim Kardashian). if she can avoid that Kardash extra padding, she’ll be the hottest one of the bunch (when she approaches an appropriate age for one to make such… a comment of course. like. 16ish).

Preserve Cyrus…

I’m not comfortable with this Miley Cyrus sexualization thing going on. While I’m 100% in favor of marketing hot jailbait as such, there are rules and requirements and Miley is just a cute little girl. she’s not sexually attractive. she looks and acts like a kid. that’s not cool. Britney Spears when she was 16? by all means – make us want to break the law and get up awn that. bitch be fine. But cool it on Miley you guys, c’mon.

Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013: Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the ‘Hannah Montana’ star will soon be completely tapped out.

Polanski Romanski ends in Switzerlandski

30 something years ago, a Hollywood director named after an Italian empire allegedly started having sex with a 13 year old girl he was hot for. Some time after that, he drugged her and then had sex with her at Jack Nichelsons house while Jack was away on vacation or something – he got prosecuted for it somehow and he plead guilty to rape. This was supposed to be not THAT big a deal since she allegedly had the consensual sex with him before the rape, and also because he directed Chinatown, which was a good movie, so he should probably not get a heavy sentence. He got 40something days in prison and then fled the country before serving (or even officially receiving) his sentence and has been living abroad all this time. When he arrived in Switzerland to receive an award, the Swiss police, armed with cheese and army knives, seized him at the airport at American authority’s request and now theres a big clusterfuck on what to do with him.

There are a lot of stupid people saying really stupid things in response to this, but the most important cliffnotes of this story are: 1) passage of time doesn’t negate a crime 2) the crime was not just a technicality (unless the victim was really hot. which im gonna say, no. she wasnt) and was pretty wrong 3) prosecution is appropriate and 4) that prosecution should be reasonable since attacking this too hard just isn’t a good investment of law enforcement recourses.

The common Hollywood sentiment is Polanski’s crime is inexcusable but let me make excuses for him anyway. lame. especially since its so unnecessary. There are legit reasons why Polanski shouldn’t be drilled into the ground no matter what the expense and spectacle; there are no legit reasons (including his age, the gap since the crime or fact that his mother died in Auschwitz – wtf?) to just leave him alone completely.

I think we call agree that the real and most heinous  and unforgivable sin Polanski committed was the tarnishing the record of male sexual nature, setting the jailbait movement back countless years (well, not TOO many years cuz then you circle back to it being moral, legal and all around hunky dorey) with his “Everyone wants to f*ck young girls!” (Polanski 1979) declaration – which is true – and then going way TOO young, and living the dream via rape for Christ sake. ug.

Closing item for consideration: I guess this girl at the end is the victim(?)

Slutty prom dress gets girl escorted out in cuffs

Marche Taylor’s prom night experience wasn’t quite the norm. That’s because a night of dancing and hanging out with friends ended in a confrontation with school officials over her choice of apparel.

When will people stop using the “its no more revealing than a bikini” excuse? The amount of skin showing is way not the point, but even if it was – bikini’s are not appropriate attire for proms. This, as you can see is basically some silk ribbon crisscrossed over the boobs with a separate skirt with a prince Kuzco tail.

She was taken from her prom in handcuffs because she had no underwear on, which, if you look at the material the “dress” is made out of, pretty much meant she was naked with gold layered over boobs.

Myea… look at that picture to the right. That’s some definite see through, slash nipple action.

Too bad we don’t get to see her date if she had one.

The real sad part of the video is not that she tried to go to prom looking like a prostitute, but that in a head cropped shot of her, she looks rather elegant and pretty… and then she speaks. and the public school system strikes again. axin questions an evereythen. unfortunate 🙁

Ex bf blows whistle on 22 year old girl banging 14 year old Thornton boy. Redeye and TMZ add flavor to story

TMZ reports that Willie Thornton, age 14, was “dating” a 22-year-old woman (where does a 14 year old take a 22 year old on a date? please) and they did the naaasty. They say her ex-boyfriend became jealous and called the LAPD and informed them that his former GF was having sex with a minor.

Oh ya, and they included a picture of boy Thornton. from 4 years ago. when he was 10 years old…
nice…

The folks at Redeye say exactly what myself and I think everyone else was thinking when hearing the details of this story…