Cleric bans women from being near bananas and cucumbers due to their inherent sexual nature

Egyptian news site Bikya Masr reports that an Islamic cleric in Europe has forbidden women  from touching — or even being near — bananas and cucumbers because they resemble dicks too much. Or as they put it: “their oblong shapes can make women think of sex”.

The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Senousa news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.”

He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

According to Bikya Masr, the sheik was asked how to “control” women when they are out grocery shopping, and whether even holding the fruits and vegetables at the store would be bad. The cleric said the matter is between them and God.

Meanwhile: a Salafist Sheikh in Egypt says a woman’s face is like a vagina

“What is a veil? A veil is what covers the woman’s face. Therefore the woman’s face is like her vagina,” Sheik Abou Ishak al-Houwayni was quoted on the Elaph news website as saying.

His remarks were in reference to a discussion of the late Egyptian feminist, Hoda Shaarawi, who became the first woman to publicly remove her veil in a Cairo train station in 1923.

Houwayni is essentially arguing that the reason a woman’s face should be fully covered is because, like a vagina, it attracts men.

I am no longer surprised by disgusting displays of religious conservatism coming from sexually repressed men who’ve likely never even seen a vagina; they just feel around “down there,” while glancing away and mumbling something to Allah.

My Girl is now a My Woman

Former child star Anna Chlumsky hits the red carpet at The Iron Lady premiere:

Now, Anna Chlumsky is 31, married and soon to be enjoying a career resurgence thanks to her role in upcoming comedy series Veep.

The blonde actress last night hit the red carpet at the premiere of Oscar-tipped movie The Iron Lady in New York, looking chic in a pretty red dress and black heels.

While Anna has been out of the spotlight for the past few years, she has managed to avoid the child star curse which has tainted the lives of fellow former young actresses including Lindsay Lohan and Haley Joel Osment.

And in a recent interview, Anna credited a break from Hollywood during her teenage years as helping her stay on the straight and narrow.

She said: ‘I didn’t want to go down any scarier path of low self-esteem than I was already on the track for.

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80s Toys Getting 21st Century Alien-slut Updates

They changed My Little Ponies… and I accepted…

They came for Rainbow Bright… and I said nothing…

They hijacked Strawberry Shortcake and I was outraged, but I did not march…

Now they have destroyed the Troll dolls… and I fear it is too late…

The original trolls dolls, left, debuted in the 1960s with chubby bodies, unruly hair and pug noses. More recently they’ve been updated — while they still have only four fingers on each hand, the new Trollz line created for the animated TV series by DiC Entertainment features short skirts, bare midriffs, giant eyes and even styled hair.

R.I.P. Childhood. Hello new generation of prosti-tots…