Category: Showbiz

Octomom man-baby fetish whipping pictures

Nadya Suleman, the lady who had 8 kids at one time (Octomom) might be in trouble with Social Services. Because she can’t support any of her kids and is on welfare? No, silly – Because there are photos of her whipping a grown man dressed as a baby…. wait, wtf? Evidently it’s part of a non-sex porn kinda weirdo video thing..something.. and Nadya whips the dude in the diaper, so much so he has welts on his back. The video is being shopped for sale and TMZ says that both Nadya and the dude have signed the model release so it can be sold.

Deceiver explains: I guess when you’re getting your fraudulent ass handed to you by Suze Orman on daytime TV, about to lose your house (for reals), and all that’s standing between you and the welfare line is a box of Boca Burgers, there’s really nothing more an Octomom can do to delay the inevitable. And the inevitable is porn — mommy-dominatrix, soft-core fetish porn, apparently. Because . . . well, I guess there’s a market for everything these days.

Photos of Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, whipping a grown man dressed as a baby may be pushing the boundaries of good taste, but will it also be setting her up for a visit from Social Services?

Terry Lynn Fisher, public information officer for the Orange County Social Services Agency, would not comment to FOX411 on whether Suleman is currently being investigated as a result of the raunchy photos. But she said certain parameters must be met for an investigation to be initiated.

“Allegations of abuse or neglect must rise to the legal level and descriptions of abuse or neglect,” Fisher explains to FOX411.com. “Having said that, all of our social workers take all child abuse reports very seriously and they respond appropriately within the parameters of the law.”

The photos, obtained by TMZ.com, show Suleman dressed in a tight leather corset, whipping mustachioed LA radio personality Tattoo, who is sporting diapers, baby bonnet and a bib.

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Is 36 the perfect age for a woman?

Why would a girl barely out of her teens deliberately want to look “done”? A good question discussed in this article from the Guardian.

lohan looks old
Lindsay Lohan… real age: 24; face age: 36.


Heidi Montag… real age: 24; face age: 36.

(Both photographs from Rex Features )

There’s nothing new in celebrities having cosmetic surgery, but the age at which they start is falling fast. Last year actress Charice Pempengco, 18, had Botox to look “fresh” for her role in Glee, and reality star Heidi Montag, 24, famously had 10 procedures in 10 hours. She later conceded that all the surgery makes “hugging” difficult.

In America, patients under 34 account for 20% of Botox procedures and chemical peels, and over 9,000 breast enhancement operations are carried out on girls aged 13 to 19. The move to look ageless though, rather than younger, is recent, with women today encouraged by some practices to get “preventative” Botox injections. But the more you get, some women are finding, the older you look.

Are you ready for the Bierbarstache?

In a behind-the-scenes look at Justin’s photo shoot for a special Bieber-themed collector’s edition of Us Weekly, Justin is showing very clear signs that the hair on his upper lip is darkening and growing.

Noooo! Biebs is going all Brad Pitt on us before his 13th birthday? oh… he’s 16? well dang. Still. I only like goofy little hop-hop preppy-thug Bieberino. Adult Biebs, ironically, gives me the creeps.

Dexter star divorces his co-star wife

In this “real life” place, circa 2008, Dexter (“real” name: Michael C. Hall) married his sister and now they’re gonna go ahead and not do that anymore:

Dexter star Michael C. Hall and his co-star wife Jennifer Carpenter are divorcing after just two years of marriage.

The actors, who play brother and sister on the hit drama, wed at the end of 2008 – a year before Hall was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma.

Carpenter said in October that Hall’s cancer battle had brought them close than ever.
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“His illness was the best thing that ever happened to us,” she said

However, a representative for the stars has confirmed that they have decided to part ways.

“Having been separated for some time, Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall have filed for divorce,” the publicist told Entertainment Weekly.

I didn’t know of his illness, other than his sociopathic need to murder people and dismember their bodies (there is no actor behind the character for me, if you haven’t noticed) but I also don’t really care. I care about how this affects the show that I just started getting into at Thanksgiving. I’m almost done with Season 3 now. Season 5 just wrapped. Actually, the episodes I’m watching were aired right around the time Dexter married his on-screen sister. and now they’re done… I was hoping the only time we’d seem them split would be when one of them got cut in half – which.. may happen now, right?

They have to either write out this chicks character with some decision to move to Oregon or kill her, right? Otherwise the awkwardness on set would be just too much to get through.

Maybe she’ll get accidentally killed by Dex cuz she has a bag over her head like that urban legend where a reluctant dude joins a gang rape of a hooded victim and after he’s done it’s revealed that it was hiss sister (wait, is that a real urban legend? or did i read that in a dirty novel or something?). Or maybe he will and they’ll change the name of the show to DEBRA as she carries on his legacy after finding out about him – or even better – they keep the name and her inner monologue is about his memory with flashbacks of him that guide her instead of Dexter remembering Harry….ya, thats not gonna happen.

Chicks react to Nick Lacheys engagement

I have been creeped out and disgusted at the reaction I’m seeing and hearing from female friends crying over the news that Nick Lachey has gotten engaged (picture of the rock on said fiance’s hand, below).

Fans were still, after all this time for the obvious reality to sink into their skulls and ring the DUH bell, hoping that Nick and Jessica would patch things up and get un-divorced… oy.. Really ladies? after all these years you STILL havent got that Nick and Jessica were a horrible horrible match? The fact that the incompatibility in the interviews while they were dating, the contempt for each other in their reality show and – oh ya – their DIVORCE wasn’t enough to drill the message into you is why your gender scares me. Never under estimate a females ability to see things how they WANT them to be…

Pee Wee Herman finally talks about theater arrest

Ever since I heard Nellie, the Filipino mother of my older friend JohnJohn, explain to me that Pee Wee Herman got arrested because he “got caught wiggling his weenie in public” (to which JohnJohn scolded her for using such graphic language), I was outraged not at the arrest but at the lack of defense by Pee Wee. An explanation at LEAST, please. but no. no word from the Herman camp.

Now, finally: Paul Reubens Defends His Public Masturbation Arrest to Playboy.


(PeeWee with Tim Burton)

Reubans says on his defense:
“Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her non-dominant hand,”… “I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me.”

On the late night comedians making fun of his arrest:
I get that it’s their job, but I had already said the allegations weren’t true and felt I deserved the benefit of the doubt from them. Make a joke about me but also just say, ‘By the way, he’s been a friend of our show for many years.’ I was shocked people would kick me when I was down.”

And then he tells this amusing story of embarrassment:
Two years ago I was on a flight back to L.A. from the East Coast and it was one of those newer planes where every seat is equipped with its own little live satellite television screen. … I look over to the bulkhead one row in front of me, and I see a TV monitor there showing my mug shot, which then morphs into a picture of Pee-wee,” Reubens added. “And I realize, ‘Oh my God, they’re showing my E! True Hollywood Story—live!—to every seat in this airplane.’ I felt as though I was going to have to jump off the plane.”

Fairly Odd Parents live action movie

Oh…my… oh my…

Long-running Nickelodeon animated series “The Fairly OddParents” will detour into a live-action TV movie for the cabler in 2011, starring Drake Bell, Jason Alexander and Cheryl Hines.

“A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner” takes the show’s 10-year-old main character and reimagines him as a 23-year-old (played by Bell of Nick’s “Drake & Josh”) who is clinging to childhood and his fairy godparents. Alexander and Hines, last seen together on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” play the live-action version of godparents Cosmo and Wanda, who are voiced by Daran Norris and Susanne Blakeslee in their animated version.

Garfield. Curious George. Whats next? a Babbar movie?
oh Christ…

Here’s a “blooper reel” of the Fairly Odd Parents, Pixar style. Watch and ask yourself why Alexander when Chris Kattan is so more the obvious choice.

Drew Carey is becoming Mr Six

Drew Carey has lost 80 pounds. whoah. This Drew (from January, courtesy of the Huffington Post) is on a vacation (i wonder if he’ll come back):

The new Drew:

A friend added this excellent observation: here is a computer rendering of what he might look like in another 10 years

drew carey is mr six

And for the record, I am a fan of both Drew Carey AND Mr Six – except for when he talks. I hate that.

UPDATE: Someone reminded me that this photo of him when he was a Marine exists so I’m posting it as well:

Kendall Jenners bikini spread

Kendall Jenner, dons a string bikini, mesh cover-up and heavy eye makeup for an ad. Who? what? She’s Kim and Khloe Kardashian’s half-sister. Kourtney Kardashian says on her blog of her little sister’s bikini shoot “All I can say is wow! I just received Kendall’s final shots from a shoot she did last week with one of our favorite photographers, Nick Saglimbeni, and I am speechless. She looks amazing!! So proud of you, Kendall.”




The punchline to these is that Kendall Jenner is 14 years old. Her sister Kylie is 12, so i guess it’s only a few more years for that one to be in this stuff too.

I’m totally neutral on this. I’m not outraged or turned on by it. She’s got too much of a round face for me (although that last picture has more of the Richard-type jawline that i’m into so she might grow into my standards) to giggidy over and she’s too physically mature for there to be anything shocking or offensive about it. I just think it’s mildly amusing.

UPDATE: she does kinda look like big K (Kim Kardashian). if she can avoid that Kardash extra padding, she’ll be the hottest one of the bunch (when she approaches an appropriate age for one to make such… a comment of course. like. 16ish).

Lohan cries in court

? Li-Lo, Li-Lo, it’s off to jail you go… ?Lindsay Lohan is facing three months behind bars after she violated her 3-year-long probation on a drunk driving charge. In 2007 the actress pleaded guilty to misdemeanor drug charges and three driving charges and spent 84 minutes in prison before her release. A judge in California said Lohan had failed to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes. The actress burst into tears as the verdict was announced. The surrender date is July 20, 2010.

Good for you Judge Judy lady judge… it’s so bizarre to see Lohans defense of why she didn’t comply with the loose terms of her probation because “i was working” and “with children” no less. then when the ruling is read she does the whole “are you serious??” shock reaction. jail?? for breaking the law that was placed on me after i was allowed to not go to jail after breaking the law?? omfg!!!11. on the other hand though, i think its really fkked up that news cameras are allowed in the court room. seems like a big invasion of privacy (says the guy who embeds the video directly the below this sentence)…

not enough for you? here’s the extended footage. 11 minutes of…yikesness…