Dr Marc Lamont Hill, a young charismatic Columbia University Professor and Fox News liberal political analyst escapes every facet of the Blac[k]cent, except one: pee-poo. He says “white people” as “why pee-poo”.
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Glenn Beck: the country will be saved by alcoholics & drug addicts
Glenn Beck reads Dr. Keith Ablow a list of names people have called him “just this week,” including “idiotic,” “delusional” and “full of crap” and then says that addicts will save the country…
Toward the end, Beck says, “If you are a racist… you know who you are.” lulz.
Why blacks don’t go to National Parks
Why don’t blacks visit National Parks? DUH. Because the dirt and soil remind them of slavery. Obviously. This was revealed when ABC News ran a story last month profiling Yosemite National Park Ranger Shelton Johnson.
According to Mr “first and only black ranger at Yosemite” (cuz that’s significant for some reason), blacks are also so tribal and easily led that if Oprah or Snoop Dog would just recreate at a park now and then, that would let the dark-skins across the nation know that these areas are safe for their kind too. After first asking why stats on the race of park attendee’s are taken anyway (which I giggled at even though I took the mention of visitor-race to be Johnsons eyeballing and not official stat-counting, but who the hell knows), John Stossel (who works for ABC but was not involved with this piece) asked on a blog “Why must racism be the first thing to which some people assign blame for every problem, real or imagined?”
Debbie Schlussel has a theory:
Hmmm . . . maybe the reason they don’t like national parks is that Yosemite’s only Black ranger wears two earrings, if ya know what I mean. Maybe Blacks don’t go to national parks because they don’t want to. Maybe they prefer something else for their free time. Why is this a problem? It’s their business what they choose to do with their free time and their free choice, not a national crisis that needs to be socially engineered otherwise.
Kidnapped 11 yr old girl found 18 years later, alive
In 1991, 11-year-old Jaycee Dugard was abducted by a man and woman in a grey sedan as she walked to catch her Lake Tahoe school bus. Her stepfather could only watch in horror as Jaycee was dragged into the car two blocks away, kicking and screaming. A massive manhunt ensued, the media rounds made, but she was never heard from again. Police had suspects over the years, including a defrocked priest, but the case of Jaycee Dugard had gone cold…
Police say this is the tent in which Jaycee Lee Dugard lived. Kidnapped at age 11, Dugard was snatched on her way to school and was hidden for nearly two decades behind a series of fences, sheds and tents, even giving birth to her alleged abductor Phillip Garrido’s children in this suburban backyard compound less than 200 miles from her childhood home. More pictures here: Inside Jaycee Dugard’s Terror Tent Photos.
The Nevada cop who rescued a woman raped by sicko Phillip Garrido 33 years ago lambasted authorities on Saturday for allowing the sex fiend to go free.
Long before Garrido abducted Jaycee Lee Dugard, Reno Police Officer Clifford Conrad caught the psycho raping a 25-year-old casino worker he also had kidnapped.
“Someone dropped the ball,” the retired Conrad, 66, told the Daily News.
Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender and share with all the parents in the audience, vital tips on how to make your kids less attractive.
Intolerant hippies on the attack again
John Mackey – the founder, CEO and marketing genius behind Whole Foods – finds himself in an organic, unsustainable mess with his carefully cultivated affluent, liberal customer base after penning an Op-Ed in the Wall Street Journal titled, “The Whole Foods Alternative to ObamaCare.”
While we clearly need health-care reform, the last thing our country needs is a massive new health-care entitlement that will create hundreds of billions of dollars of new unfunded deficits and move us much closer to a government takeover of our health-care system. Instead, we should be trying to achieve reforms by moving in the opposite direction—toward less government control and more individual empowerment. Here are eight reforms that would greatly lower the cost of health care for everyone:
And then proceeds to list them. The column is definitely worth the read if you’re even a little interested in the subject. In his list are evidently outrageous things like “Enact tort reform” and “Make costs transparent so that consumers understand what health-care treatments cost.”
This, to the intolerant closed minded brainwashed bubble living freaks of the granola left is completely unacceptable…
Andrew Brietbart notes the absurdity on display here through a Washington Times column on the subject:
Mr. Mackey, a free-market libertarian, is now at the mercy of an unforgiving grass-roots mob intent on destroying his company. More than 25,000 people have signed on to a Whole Foods boycott on Facebook.
“Whole Foods has built its brand with the dollars of deceived progressives,” the online petition reads. “Let them know your money will no longer go to support Whole Foods’ anti-union, anti-health insurance reform, right-wing activities.”
He goes on to note that WholeBoycott.com, features unintentionally comical video testimonials from aggrieved former customers. *yawn*
Greta Van Susteren asks Russell Mokhiber, organizer of a boycott against Whole Foods if CEO John Mackey is a bad guy. “Yeah, I do. Yeah, he’s a bad guy.” Greta, playing defense for the controversial right to disagree tells him”You stun me”. Whole Foods supporter Cyrstal Jones provides balance and sanity in this segment. Greta apologizes to her for having her “horns locked” with the Whole Foods boycott organizer.
More from Breitbarts WashTimes article:
But Mr. Mackey missed the key ingredient of modern liberalism: intolerance to the ideas of nonliberals. And this miscalculation may prove to be devastating to his multibillion-dollar business.
Everywhere one looks these days, the intolerance of self-avowed liberals is on display. Especially since Mr. Obama came to power.
The purportedly open-minded and empathic among us who now run everything – save for NASCAR and Nashville – openly wage war against those who dare disagree.
Some man-on-the-street reactions worth hearing:
Besides, Boycotts are stupid, unless you’re boycotting baseball:
Boycotts are stupid. Well, except my boycott of baseball. But that’s different. It’s not a boycott so much as it is that I just don’t enjoy the sport as much now that I realize that most of the people involved in it have no integrity on the doping issue. Plus, it’s just way too slow. I prefer the fast pace of golf.
But back to boycotts, the Whole Foods boycott really seems odd to me because there is a lot to like about Whole Foods’ philosophy. If you want to encourage small brands that use organic farming — if you want to encourage a different kind of neighborhood store — if you want to encourage less waste from plastic bags — if you want to eat good food … then you shop at Whole Foods. But the CEO has some thoughts on health care that you disagree with, so you throw all that out the window and boycott? That makes no sense to me.
Steve Carell scares Ellen and talks tubs
I wanted to share this funny moment on Ellen, but first I have to get rid of this side-story that is bugging me. I saw this video on Ellens Twitter which says:
“Today”? on a tweet from Friday the 21st… But the episode aired in December 2008. Wtf Ellen? Way to lie to your followers. gross.
Whatever. the clip is still fun and funny whenever the hell it happened.
The rest of it is an okay watch too I guess. He talks about “tubs” which is the Carell households version of saying “bath” and Ellen and her audience couldn’t help but see the penis symbolism when Steve noted that him and his son play sharks and that the son has a little shark and Steve has a big shark.
Knowing this is really from December 08 also made me suspect about Ellen bringing up Steve’s marriage since it was a scant month after California voters approved Prop 8 which defended the definition of marriage from being changed away from the 1-man 1-woman dealie. Ellen and her partner-wifethingy both made emotion based pleas on tv to vote against the proposition so the government would legally refer to their relationship as a marriage and were bummed when the majority in the state voted to keep the word meaning what its traditionally meant. So you gotta wonder about the alternate motive goin on there when she’s all “how long have you been married?” like she’s probably adding in her head “ya, it must be nice there ya smarmy happy go lucky little piece of sh#t. feel good? does it? ya? bein all ‘married’ n shit? ya, i bet thats great. mhm. you know what? f#ck you, you child bathing son of a bitch. get off my show.”
Sarah Palin as a Fox News contributor would be awesome
RUMOR: Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will move out of Alaska and take up in Rhode Island with $7 million from her book. According to the Anchorage Daily News, Palin would make the move to facilitate a contract with Fox News.
Pretending that these claims have any credibility for a moment: It would be awesome for one reason…
Not because she might finally appear on The O’Reilly Factor and face some genuinely tough questions instead of the bullshit “tough” questions like “what do you think about the Bush doctrine, which was never a stated doctrine, isn’t written anywhere, isn’t agreed upon by a plurality, and isn’t a Bush-specific policy at all?” and definitely not because we would be treated to more insufferable “you’re a great American” bullshit “interviewing” by Sean Hannity. 
No no children.
The one thing that shows potential for awesome with a Palin-Fox News partnership by way of branding is this: Geraldine Ferraro is a Fox News analyst.
Gera-Who-Ferra? Geraldine Ferraro is a liberal political analyst for FNC and also the only other women to be on a national presidential voting ticket when she ran as vice president against then VP George H.W. Bush in 1984 (Reagan/Bush vs Mondale Ferraro).
If Palin actually moved to the lower 48 to appear in-studio on Fox News shows as an analyst, it would be irresistible to pair her with Ferraro and make some really interesting tv.
2 female vice presidential nominees – the ONLY two – one Democrat, one Republican, both chosen by their parties nominee at the time as a gimmick to rally interest and support for an uphill election, both unsuccessful — here, now, giving their opposing takes on the current political climate.
Would you tune in to watch?
And really, the whole rumor isn’t far fetched at all. You can’t effectively do anything from way up in BFE-Alaska so the move makes perfect sense since Rhode Island is pretty Alaskan-like in a lot of ways, and we know the Gov is a big fan of her home state. The other claim that she will never run for politics again is true. I’m confirming it now, so everyone can just STFU about all the speculating. She’s done. deal with it.
UPDATE: Sarah Palin did indeed become a Fox News analyst but the match-up with Geraldine unfortunately never happened to my knowledge.
KFC testing sandwich using fried chicken as “bread”
The LA Times had similar thoughts to mine when first hearing of this on the Consumerist website, as I did, saying We were dubious when we first read that Kentucky Fried Chicken was coming out with a new sandwich that does away with the bread in favor of two fried fillets. And that the “sandwich” part of the sandwich involved was made of cheese, something called Colonel’s sauce .. and bacon? – But, after the initial omg-factor, I don’t see what the big deal is, health-wise.
Yes, it’s funny that KFC has a sandwich, in limited release or not, that contains bacon and cheese (not renowned for being health food) and uses fried chicken as “bread” but I’m still left saying “and?…” Chyea, fried chicken is fried. And the nutrient-less flour patty that constitutes fast food “bread” is any better than this “bread”? I don’t think so.
In the video below, Willy Geist places the KFC Double Down in a lineup of actual food atrocities, including my arch nemesis, the stuffed crust…
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I’m sorry Teddy is dead and all. but. he DID kill that one chick
I wrote a post last night about Ted Kennedy before anyone knew he had died, saying that he seems nice enough and everything but he’s a useless hack of a politician who should have resigned awhile ago. Now, while I have the deepest sympathy for his family and am not glad he’s dead or anything – I can’t help but not be indifferent towards his passing on account of his prementioned uselessness to the public he was supposedly serving and that other thing. The “other thing” being how he killed a girl and got away with it.
Since the news media has been respectful of the murder and not dwelled on it since it happened or since news of Kennedys death was released this morning, people have been taking to teh Googlez to find out more and indeed the second and 4th most searched term on the search engine is the Chappaquiddick “incident” and the 5th highest is the girl who died there.
At first I was going to just show the top 5, but then I saw 2 more in the 26-33 column to the right, so I included that also just for context.
It was a long time ago… though there isn’t really a statute of limitations on murder (or to be fair: “involuntary endangerment of life that only turned into manslaughter when the suspect leaves the victim to die a horrible death and doesn’t tell the police until the next day”).
In 1969, on the little island of Chappaquiddick on Martha’s Vineyard, Ted Kennedy was leaving a party, driving drunk with a 28-year-old girl he was banging and probably impregnated (oops) named Mary Jo Kopechn. He drove right off a frigging bridge and into the water but was able to escape the overturned vehicle and swim to safety… and then said oh well and went home probably to do a line of coke and masturbate. Wait, what happened to Mary Jo? Ya, she friggin drowned in the car and Kennedy not only left the scene of the accident, but didn’t say nuthin to nobody until Kopechne’s body was discovered the following day. Fortunately, there’s a happy ending for everyone who didn’t die that night: Kennedy apologized and denied being drunk or banging Mary Jo, was never indicted, and the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court accepted the request by Kennedys lawyers for the inquest on the matter to be conducted in secret.
Even though they found that a lot of Kennedys claims were not true and that he was at fault, nothing happened and Kennedy easily sailed to re-election as senator the following year, and every year since then.
Radio host Mark Levin told the story last month:
In 2004, I posted this video from the short lived Spike TV cartoon This Just In that references the crash at the end:
Don’t drive with Ted Kennedy!!!!
UPDATE: Former editor of Newsweek and New York Times Magazine, one of Kennedy’s close friends, Ed Klein, tells something called the Diane Rehm Show that Chappaquiddick jokes were high up on the list. full audio of the show here. The line comes at 30:10, or you can just listen to this little wow-moment isolated in the clip below:
I don’t know if you know this or not, but one of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself. And he would ask people, “have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?” That is just the most amazing thing. It’s not that he didn’t feel remorse about the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, but that he still always saw the other side of everything and the ridiculous side of things, too.
Dear Palin 2012 commentators: WTF is wrong with you?
I’m sick of hearing talk about Sarah Palin running for president in 2012 against Obama in any context, given that there is no evidence whatsoever that this will happen. Speculation by reporters, declarations of fact by supporters, analysts combing over her resignation as Governor of Alaska and every detail extending from it about what it means for her presidential candidacy – what the fkk are you guys talking about??
Palin has never expressed interest, ambition or a drive for the presidency, ever. John McCain plucked her out of obscurity to join his ticket in 2008 and she accepted and that’s it. She doesn’t have the experience, media presence, or ambition to run for president and she probably never will but she DEFINITELY will not in 2012. I am 100% sure of this and will take any bets against anyone who wants to bet me because this is as wishful-thinking-blindness on the part of her fans as I have ever seen.